i had a
wank in my seat on a BA flight and they charged me 6 grand plus 8 months in prison
( herd of chickens has just purchased his 1st shed...now i am a man, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)

What's the world coming to, eh?

( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)

actually
i did once piss in the sink of a plane after hearing that sink waste is vented straight out into the atmosphere.
( herd of chickens has just purchased his 1st shed...now i am a man, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)

Pfffft

( Barbarossa is struggling to stay awake on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)