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[challenge entry] I think my Tesco is taking the piss

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(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# yay for typography jokes!!!
:)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Off to Sans Serif for your holidays?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I'm going to rand mcnaly,
People wear hats on their feet and burgers eat people.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# ^ this
*geeky woos*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :D

now also do a keming one
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Pffft and yet SPANG!
txtlols
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Thanks chap...
...and may I congratulate you on your 3 FP's. I do love your stuff! :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# genuine quiet chortle
then, the most a true englishman will ever display emotion. So woo
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# you mean
by beating a peasant to death

then going into the drawing room and throwing a glass of port into the fire in a fit of rage

?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I would never beat a peasent to death
it only encourages them, the best way to deal with the lower orders is to give them a bit of a look.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I hope you remember to take your hat off when you do it
and hold it with your left hand

that'll show 'em!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# The most emotion a true Englishman will show
is blinking slightly more quickly.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# an englishman does not blink
a moments innatentive blinking is enough for revolution
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I think you will find, Sir
That when in love with a lady of acceptable station and dowry, or when insulted by your host's poor choice of port, it is acceptable to blink twice in succession, quickly.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I can't believe they don't do the full range
I use super script and sub script on my woolens, its the best.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# So obvious, yet so good :)
Have a whiter-than-white click.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
oh god

this joke's so clean it's still damp!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# wheeeeeeee!
Woo!


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Arf!
This does a good.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Yes!
Now do BOLD Sociodad
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahhahhaha, spangage!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha great stuff!
Now do fonts...

Arial, Helvetica, Verdana... ;)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Arf-o-rama!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jesus.
This should be insta-FPed also.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top stuff!
And clean and bright!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ooooh
That's very very silly.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Not to be confused with Arial (Ariel)
Wooo
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
woo. have this.

"Washing machines live longer with cows on"
www.b3ta.com/board/8560905
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# teh Sans !
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Slips in a pearoast
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# compo it!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 22:09, archived)