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[challenge entry] one of my mates learned to swim at about 2 weeks old
the vicar dropped him in the font

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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I went to bondi late one. I sat just outside the pavillion and took some acid.
I was standing there laughing like a loon at an empty beach. My mate turns to me and says "Did the beach just crack a joke?"
I said "Yeah, it's comic sands."

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Do some TEX and/or math font ones too if you can think of any.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Why do female mathematicians get wet typing vectors?
It makes them think they have a \bf{}.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)
# You get one of my non-rocket clicks for that.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# That is so shit it's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I spent four years doing a maths degree to make jokes like that.
given I'm spending another four doing a phd they can only get better.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)