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[challenge entry] Shirley bindun

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(Jowellzzz His power is maximum., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Aw, I'm sure they used THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ow yessss

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Have something I've been working on...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# this is especially appropriate as it has turned out that one of my housemates has been nicking the money we've been giving her for bills
she now has to find about £500 before the end of the month. stupid cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Of all the people to nick money off
why the people who know where you sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# i did make this very point, in very similar words
to the effect of "your door doesn't have a lock, if the money doesn't reappear before the bills are due I will remove items to the value of the amount owed and you'll be able to reclaim them from cash converter at a later date"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Well done, boy marvel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
items organs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha in future i'm getting you in as my threat script writer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# You think a student has anything
that cash converter will give you £500 for?
I'm sure I told you in the past that you need to either kill these housemates or go live on your own.
And that, if I recall, was just over the lack of washing up done.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# this is a different house now.
they're cleaner this time.
this new one isn't doing geordie stereotypes any favours really.
next year should be better as its just me and my mate in a smaller flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Stereotypes eh?
So she's a Geordie. size 10 clothes on a size 16 body, lying on her voluminous back in Bigg Market, surrounded by a steaming halo of her own vomit, slurringly offering to give passers by a blow job for the price of a kebab.

Ah, I loved my time in Newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# good fucking christ... have you met her?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# and shit on her pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# And have access to the fridge where you keep your food.
I'm just saying, is all...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9188449
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Some bastard nicked my promo Guiness bartowel
from a shared Halls of Residence kitchen.

Never forgive, never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# some spanish bastards stole my frying pan in halls.
one day i shall turn the entirety of spain into a glass crater for their sins
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I would LOVE to see that war crimes trial
"Your honours, the accused wishes to plead not guilty to 46 million counts of first degree murder on the grounds of provocation."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# She needs to lay off the

What a dumb thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# you are brilliant at drawing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I've had anal sex once.
The only blood there was menstrual.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# You tell the cutest stories!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I know
I wrote a sonnet about it, but I ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# .....right.
/gayblog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# what was that doing up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# trying to practice for my next time with you.
Edit: oh, I thought you wrote "what were you doing up your arse"


Now I understand, my response is:

pffft, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# What's the Joker doing with Donnie there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# why.... so.... heterosexual?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Heh, I was just wondering

Wake up....
/Frank voice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Why so curious?
(Jowellzzz His power is maximum., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)