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(oursoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Her underline is showing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)
# erm...
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# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# ....isn't that your face?
Does anyone else NOT like big boobs? ....just me? i'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Yes
and yes

I don't particularly like big boobs.

These ones are particularly rediculous though. I mean, what would one do with them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Suffocate?
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Pilates?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Seeing that you are Dutch
perhaps you could use them to park your bicycle?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# "excuse me madam, may I park my bicycle between your bosoms?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# People with their front teeth missing are called bicycle racks over here

but you may be on to something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# speaking of teeth...
where can i get all my teeth taken out and replaced with metal/plastic ones? i'm fed up of these fillings breaking/falling out
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
#
shop.lego.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# pfft
seriously...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Funnily enough
you will need a dentist for that. ( you can get replacement crowns in all kinds of metals )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:15, archived)
# aint got one
...not for about 90 miles even then there is a huge waiting list
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I'm about to have
2 crowns replaced as I keep breaking them. I told my Mrs I had asked for them to be platinum with a ruby studded in one.
You should have heard the noise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I do.
But yes, those are fucking ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# oooo.
(sludgebucket, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I don't really either.
Despite the fact I had a really vivid dream last night which involved multibreasted women with massive teats begging me to drink their milk.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# O_o
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Thankfully my subconscious stopped short of giving them all dick nipples, but they were pretty big from what I remember.
At least the length of a finger and significantly thicker.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Tiny eyes on them too?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Dick nipples?
One day they are going to invent a technology to record dreams to PC and then YouTube is going to fucking ROCK.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Mine pretty much always involve my teeth either falling out, cracking, or just realising I don't have any teeth, regardless of the context of the rest of the dream.
I managed once to actually realise that because my teeth had cracked I must be dreaming, but I still didn't do all that lucid dreaming shit. THEY LIED MAN!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:19, archived)
# I can direct my dreams to some degree
But I'm not sure it actually qualifies as lucid dreaming. They're always very vivid though.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# That's linked to death you know.
In regards to dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I've heard it was related to anxiety.
Which proves that dream analysis is largely pointless.

"What's that, you had a dream where you were trying to flee and forced into a corner where you had to hack up zombies with an axe...Well yes it could be related to playing the Ravenholm level in Half Life 2, or it could be because you want to have sex with your mother whilst stabbing your father.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Still, interesting though.
I always have the slow mo running dream and the falling off a pavement that has no floor which ends up waking you in a state of shock dream.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Just how multibreasted?

On the Jiff Scale?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Who is Jiff Scale?
But no, I think one had eight like a cow and the other woman just had a massive pair.

After that Bruce Campbell fought an intergalatic war, turned into Alan Shearer and captured the Afgan nomad army in a magic thunder crystal.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Haha awesome
Mine usually involve traveling in large buses/aircraft/boats, with just one large compartment and no chairs. They're full of people I know or don't know.
It's always sunny out, there's usually immense castles and beautiful glistening lakes or oceans.
We need to change vehicles all the time, and we have a hard time getting anywhere, but the view out is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Mine always involve my teeth falling out to some degree, but the actual dream is generally just fairly random and bizaare.
Only the second sexual dream I've ever actually had though, they are usually gun fights, giant monsters which make no sense, people which make no sense.

Or of course the immortal one where an ambulance was being driven by a collection of evil watercooler bottles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Pffft haha @ water bottles
Mine rarely make sense either. My girlfriend only dreams sensible things. Things that might happen or happened at work.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I once had one where a Mexican waiter in a tux was jerking off into a bowl of braised carrots.
I actually woke myself up laughing.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# This multibreasted?
z.about.com/d/cruises/1/0/G/g/3/Ephesus104.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# 9 on the Yiff Scale

on account of no pointy ears
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Maybe they were lobbed off along with her nose.
And she would actually projectile lactate when an offering was made to her. Obviously by way of SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Most of the men I know don't like them
but of course, they could be lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I just don't see...
...how a woman can be particularly athletic in the sack when she's hauling around those socking great things.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# It gives projectile motion a new meaning
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# Don't get me wrong,
because I agree with Spacefish down there. It's just that while I don't mind ending up in casualty after sex, I'd rather it wasn't with breast-induced concussion.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I think they may be telling the truth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# big or small, i've never met a breast i didn't like
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:07, archived)
# But shirley you must have preferences
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:12, archived)
# HAHA! FELDMAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha!
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# Is it cos he is (cooper) black?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)