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(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ha!
How silly!

EDIT: Also, has anyone else heard that Gran Torino advert on the radio? Am I the only one who keeps imagining Clint Eastwood as having a west country accent at the end of it, saying Get Off My Lawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# seen the trailer for that
looks a cool film

I want to see it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I saw some good write ups for it.
I don't think I have ever seen a Clint Eastwood film before though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I watched my first the other day
Escape from Alcatraz. Very good it was too (plus i realised where Prison Break got all of its clever ideas from).
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Mystic River is worth looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Oh,
I have seen that! Don't really remember it though, I was drunk when I watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# wow..really?
so many corkin' films

For a Few Dollars More, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Kelly's Heroes..the list goes on :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I dunno.
There are a lot of films I have never seen, just never really got round to them. Don't really think they are overly my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I saw Deathnote II the other night
that was pretty cool in a sort of just stumbled across it at 2 in the morning sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Never heard of it.
But I have been watching the old Jackie Chan movies recently on 5. They are so wonderfully terrible :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# it's a Japanese ... (or Korean(??)) film
pretty damned good actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Fair enough.
I shall keep an eye out for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# The Outlaw Josey Wales
One of my favourite films of all time.

Chief Dan George is a star!

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# unforgiven is in my top ten
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# you and your crazy crazy filmicular habits
how can you not have seen any of the, frankly, exceptional westerns he did?

get thee to play cot dom now!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ha!
Not really a western fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# you don't need to be
you just need to be alive to enjoy The Good The Bad and The Ugly... and Every Which Way But Loose should be on the b3ta compulsory viewing list
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Oh yeah.
I have seen Every Which Way and Any which way you can, but not since I was very young. I do get the feeling with a lot of these "classic" films that if you didn't see them when you were young, they kind of lose their impact.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# completely
I'm, going to get a T Shirt which says "don't watch Spaceballs again"

it made me want to cry. A true classic should stand the test of time though...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# What the hell are you on about?
Spaceballs still rocks!

*in my mind*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# hmmm
I think we've reached a parting of the ways - I foresee irreconcilable differences of opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Arf!
As I said, it is probably because I watched it so much when I was younger. I haven't actually watched it that recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# my advice is don't
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# My advice is,
SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU'RE RUINING THE WORLD! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ^ haha
to be honest it really wasn't that good the first time either, don't get me wrong it has it's moments..

*looks away..looks back at camera*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# *kills in the face*
;)

To be honest, it is no Airplane or Airplane II!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# or Young Frankenstein
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Cor!
Now that was a film!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# you don't under a rock do you? you live 38 foot beneath a rock in a fully stocked fall out shelter with no TV!
how have you never seen Unforgiven, Fistful of Dollars or Dirty Harry?

(hello redsushi and b3ta, hands up if you've got a weird guiness hangover)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# at $5.50 per pint I couldn't afford one. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# ouch... ithink i over spent last night... i'm not looking in my wallet till i'mcertain i won't cry
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Isn't that only about 17p?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# £2.61 :(
and besides, I don't have $70 to put into a hangover.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# 2.61? That's cheap mate!
My local charges 3.40!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# you've gotta be shitting me.
$5.50 per pint is pretty expensive. (for a pitifully poor student)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I think you underestimate
the cost of booze in London :)

I went to a bar with a mate for her birthday around Christmas time, and it was 4.50 for half a kronenbourg.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I was in Newtown, that's a sortof wanky poofy studenty arty farty suburb.
where beer isn't thaaaaat cheap.

If I was anywhere near the water I'd have paid $10 per pint.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Cunting water!
Making boozes all pricey!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# lordy fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Aye,
Although it was in Soho, and you expect to pay a premium there, that is still a pisstake!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# is that it? my local was after £2.99
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# It seems I got cheap guinness!
but i'm used to beer at about $4.50 per pint

come to think of it in relative terms, $5.50 isn't awful, but still more than I could afford.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# good morning
I hope you enjoy pooing again today or sometime in the near future. Good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# i just had a fairly good poo actually. i think the worst is yet to come
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# be strong
I don't have a hangover and I didn't get a sip of Guinness last night ... although I did arsehole the best part of a bottle of port as part of my plan to get gout.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# did you follow it with a whole topside of beef covered in stilon and brocolli gravy?
if not you're nottrying hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# D:
I'll try harder
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/9283008
I would much rather watch some old Hitchcock or watch some Almodovar or Amenabar.

I do have horrendously weird taste in films. I seem to either watch absolutely brilliant films or terrible terrible comedies.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# haha, i'm more of a film hoover, i watch anything once
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Yeah, I did go through a phase
of watching a hell of a lot of films a couple of years back, but I have this terrible habit of just watching the same films over and over. For example, when I saw City of Lost Children, I ended up watching it about 5 times that week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# i do that as well, mostly because if i watch a great movie i want every friend i know to watch it.
i think i saw the big lebowski 7 or 8 times in a fortnight when i first saw it. city of god is the same. there's so much in there you can't digest in one watch alone. the octopus especially
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Ah! Redemption.
It seems we do have a lot in common taste wise :D

The Big Lebowski is normally never out of my DVD player for more than a month at a time, and I love City of God. Did you see the TV series at all? Well worth a watch!

www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/178743/City-Of-Men/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# shamefully i've owned the city of god dvd for two years now and i've never seen it.
i think i might do that tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# It isn't quite as gritty feeling as the film,
but is still very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ah no, i mean i've owned the city of god dvd for that time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# I am confused :S
So you haven't seen City of Children or City of God? Or you have seen God, just at the cinema or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# none of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Oh I see!
WELL WATCH THEM HARD YOU FOOL! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# even I've seen one and an half.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Yeah, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# gonna watch it tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# let me know how it goes
He's a doddering Grandad - but still has presence!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# I have it on good authority
that it's worth seeing...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# yes, Grunty said it was good
I'm all alone today

Music is on LOUD!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# "ALLLLLLLLL BYYYYYYYYYYY MYYYYYYYYYYYY SEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEELFFFFFFFFFFFFF....."
:D

what ya listening to champ?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Black Stone Cherry
I can't here the phone

*puts feet up and ignores everything*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Black Stone Cherry WIn!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I've been getting the Led out with alarming regularity at the moment
I cleaned the house to The Immigrant Song on repeat on Sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I've heard nothing but good things about it..will do :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I saw it.
It's shit.

"Like Dirty Harry never went away"

My arse. If you like modern touch, feely films you will love it.
Full of tolerance, respect and other worthy traits, laid on with a trowel just so the hard-of-thinking get the message.

What can I say but - at least it was better than Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls....

*is grumpy because all childhood heroes are now 102 or dead...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Poor Vulthoom :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# And some bellend remade Halloween..
:(

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Have you seen the list of
remakes that are in the works at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Make some new films!
You mongs!

They are probably remaking Gran Torino even as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)
# see, he is another one of those old men who look like old women
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha
wood!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Nicely cropped
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# he's a ride isn't he?
phwooooaaarr

money!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Ha ha, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# *spits*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)