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[challenge entry] Hold the mayo on dat


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(zeebo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ^ That was a bit quick?

Mine normally go something like: Pffffffttttttt... Pffffffttttttt... Pffftt.. Pffffffffffffftttttttttttttt... Pffftt.. Pffftt.. Pft.... Pffftt..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# LOL!
You're probably gripping too tight....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# It's not me that is gripping it...

I have a special Action-Man for that and he has REAL Gripping Hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Cor!
You must be well posh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# But wasn't Action Man's hand very very tiny?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# everything is relative
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# unless it's absolute

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# even absolutes are relative
for a given value of "are"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Don't go there!
His Eagle-Eyes will burn you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Oh Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Wowowowowow - I'm just about to pop out, but before I do I wish to recommend to you some folk:
Doug Paisley - S/T.

I trust you're well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hokidoki
nah, my insides are all Lovecraftian, but never mind. Hope you're well too, chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Poor sausage. You should be in bed.
Also: Andrew Bird has some rather nice tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Well I'm in pyjamas, that'll suffice.
I've barely listened to anything recently. Bit of Handel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# if you're stuck at home
listen to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VD8tx3l_w

its ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# wotcha Wow
how's your teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Er... fine.
Why? What have you done to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# nothing
I just thought if I selected a healthy body part it would be fun.

A morning of "employee appraisal training" has dangerously disturbed my sense of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# i've spent 20 minutes of today working out just why AP3 hellguns are ridiculous in comparison to ap5 boltguns
spending 50 of the last 72 hours in the library has dangerously put me on the edge of my sanity
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# try working out what happens when you give a winged hive tyrant
two twin-linked devourers and unload them on a unit of standard imperial guard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Wow this is just like my childhood all over again.

Depressing and bleak.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# my childhood was full of sex and drugs
thanks, dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# right, after i finish this paragraph i'll give that a go. ten guard in a squad right?
"rapid fire 10 hellguns = 20 shots at BS4= 13.2 hits at S3= 4.356 dead marines
rapid fire 10 Bolters = 20 shots at BS4= 13.2 hits at S4= 6.6 saves required at 3+= 2.178 dead marines"

seriously... that just doesn't make any sense at all
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# the gayers shoulda worn hellgun-proof armour then.
or been in cover or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Pffft! oh dear oh dear.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# There is no mayonnaise
in Big Macs....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# There's poor spelling in your post...
SMARTARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Too slow man, too slow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# No, but they do have 'Special Sauce'
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I can't hold it much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# pfffttt...
but this could be any maccas anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)