not funny but
www.ikea.com/ms/en_US/customer_service/assembly_instructions.html#6

pages of kosher ikea instructions
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)

bum
i thought that would in some way relate to the jews
( mictoboy, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)