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[challenge entry] do these fit?



satire isn't what it was...

From the Fluffy Disasters challenge. See all 329 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# For me?
You shouldn't have!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Awwwwwwww terrist puppiez
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# That reminds me.
I think it was the sun today. Had the headline about that binty that got hit by a batton by police at the protests.
Headline, 'IT WAS LIKE I GOT BEATEN UP BY THE TALIBAN'
FFS!

it's very good and equally hard to woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# How did he/she know what it's like to get beaten up by the fucking taliban?

Did they use IEDs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Roll playing in bed with hubby:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# 'Right dear, I'll put on this beard, and you'll be an American tank'

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# 'Right dear, You put on the beard and get ready for my American tank.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# That's glorious Max at work right there
I read she's gonna make £50,000 even if she doesn't win her case against the Met.

I'm off to abuse a copper and get hit right now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# in a sexah way?
Actually it was The Star. I just remembered that The Sun were claiming that Gordon Ransey used £1.92 ready meals at his post restaurants. A quick scan of the page re-states some food is made in advance and cost from that price.
Dur! You don't see them saying ZOMG a two pound coke in Macdonaldscost about three pence to make.
If they're going for the same percentage that £1.92 meal would cost just under £127!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# That article is appalling...
They are picking on his gastropubs, not even his restaurants.

And I'm sure a 500% markup isn't that unuasual in most restaurants, as you say of Maccy D's.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# YEah. 200% to about 4/500.
THey don't pick on their shareholding fastfood chains do they. I happen to know for a fact that a margretta pizza at Pizza Hut sells at £8.99 and costs 7p to make and cook. That's a 12,843% fucking mark up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Doggie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# they're lovely
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahah
ace! That bag on the guys head should have a smiley face painted on it though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] just pearoast this here.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hold On, Hold On, Hold On!
www.b3ta.com/board/9364445

oh nevermind - I see you caught it...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 4:31, archived)