I had a dream the other night that Frank Lampard phoned me at work to cancel his account.
After talking to him for a bit, he started talking to me about Pokémon platinum, I told him that I had it and had a wireless connection for playing online. He then asked for my friend code and said "you fancy a game just now?" I was sitting at my desk at work, playing Frank Lampard at pokemon wirelessly on the DS while I processed his account
( Cockweasle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

I had a dream that christina applegate came up to me in a doctors surgery for an appointment
a couple of weeks later in real life she'd had some badness

spoooooooky!

*waves hands about in a twatlike manner*

oo, I like that, I'll do that again

*puts on magicians suit*

*waves hands about in a twatlike manner*
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)