Socio-environmental shite post:
to celebrate that I have bandwidth again:


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( sick_boy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:09, archived)

yay to bandywidth
You're name reminds me where's Oooh Anus! now.
( Samsonite, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:11, archived)

dunno
haven't seen him in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages
( evil pixie, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:15, archived)

Make sure you remember to change your username before you go home
or tomorrow you'll stick out like a sore bum
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:11, archived)

Or a
sore bum
( Penile, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:12, archived)

or
both
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:14, archived)

based on fnords post
and your reply, i'm guessing it said sore thumb, then you suggested the change and he did right away. and now that you edited yours so you don't look dumb, I look crazy
( Or is it?, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:14, archived)

Nope
I said sore bum first time, I think they misread it though expecting sore thumb, which is why I said sore bum in the first place :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:16, archived)

ah
well then i just look stupid anyway
( Or is it?, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)

And me
too
( Penile, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)

That's weird
I so read sore thumb
( Penile, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)

will do.....
what names can we have tomorrow? Space Man names would be good.
( sick_boy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:13, archived)

I still hanker after a day where everyone has the same name
that's everyone, with the same name.
Every post, every reply, every frontpage, every profile - all with he same name.

It's not gonna happen though sadly.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:15, archived)

mostly cos only one person
can have a certain user name.
( evil pixie, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:16, archived)

true...
but I always keep my name or most of it and tweak the edges
( sick_boy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:17, archived)

not really
you can have a different name that appears the same on the board say if i called myself evil pixie with a space after my name or 3 spaces etc... it would show up the same as evil pixie
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:18, archived)

what a strange idea
it'll never work
( Spoon, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)

lets not try
it'll probably ruin something
( Or is it?, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

oh well
this just looks like a normal fnord thread anyway
( zerolicious, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:24, archived)

hahahahahaha
good point,
nobody will think anything unusual is happening at first.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:25, archived)

You're just
talking to yourself.
( Penile, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:27, archived)

Or_are_you?

( Penile, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:28, archived)

It's been known
to happen
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:30, archived)

Clone Fnords
any chance of you switching back, it's making the whole board make even less sense than it normally does.
It's causing brain leakage, and I can't afford to dry clean my jacket.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:30, archived)

ok then
if you insist
( zerolicious, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:31, archived)

thank you very much
I can now go home, safe in the knowledge that I know roughly who I am, and who I will be in the morning
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)

yay
sorry, hope no real damage was done. i think i may have bent my own brain in the process though.
( zerolicious, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:41, archived)

OI
that's Identity Theft
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:33, archived)

It might work for an hour maybe.
But all day would be a bit much.
maybe we can have an 1/4 hour one afternoon and see how it goes.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:24, archived)

how bout
40s gangster names? Bugsy McOrisit, Fnord will moidalize ya
( Or is it?, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:15, archived)

I think
Roxy is quite a 40's gangster moll name to start with
( Roxy_Hart, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)

I like that idea
We'd have to do all the pictures in black and white though.
How about that a b/w only day?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:23, archived)

Being euphemism week
and porn day, I certainly didn't read that as "b/w only day" at first...

Edit: and I could have 17000 odd posts to my credit if I actually typed out all the strange conversations I have in my head...
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:26, archived)

is it porn day today?
that explains a lot. how come these things only really seem to happen on the day shift, and tail off by early evening?
( zerolicious, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:30, archived)

cause they have the ideas, and then it isn't amusing anymore
by the time we get here, and everyone went home already
( Or is it?, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:34, archived)

cos the majority of users on the board
only come here either at work or when they get home from work (where they have no net access) i presume, so there's no one left here to carry it on
( evil pixie, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:35, archived)

No no no
we have access, also have social lives in the evening ;oP
( sick_boy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:39, archived)

pfffft
b3ta *is* my social life

did i say that out loud?
( zerolicious, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:42, archived)

Oh fucking hell
I'm feeling all drowsy at the end of the office day and now I'm surrounded by multiple Fnords and Pootles...

Help me someone, pleeeeeeaaaaaase.
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:36, archived)

don't complain
I don't even know who I am anymore
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:38, archived)

your gay

( sick_boy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:40, archived)

Well
you're definitely not me anyway.
( Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 17:40, archived)