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( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

I have not been sent this image.
I feel left out
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

me neither

( bilbobarneybobs has just googled Amanda Peet..., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

SO out of the loop.
www.boingboing.net/2009/05/01/et-tu-pooh.html

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Oh I've seen it, I just haven't been sent it.
my inbox generally consists of uni spam which I can't block :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

Sorted.

( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

LOL!!! I FEEL SO LOVED AND WANTED
*ensnuffles*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

not been sent it
but seen it

nice :)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

ha ha!
I too have been touched by the viral hand...
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

This is my fave:


( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

jesus...
nice work if you can get it :)
( rmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

telling me...
I think that would get a 'meh...' round these parts and you wouldn't get paid for it either
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Hahaha,
Todays complimentary breakfast for my guests consisted of; a choice of five cereals, good quality bread for toast with a choice of about 10 different preserves, croissants with ham and swiss cheese, yoghurt, a selection of juices and tea and coffee.
Guest looks at me in disgust and says, haven't you even got any honey?!'
I know they paid £18 to stay in the centre of the second most expensive city on the planet but I must really be taking the piss!:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

£18 including breakfast?
bargain mate...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

and hot and cold drinks all day, free check in beer and WIFI.
Yeah I know.:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

It's people like you who make me SICK.
You should be up at the crack of dawn, milking those furry honey cows.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

when you say "complimentary breakfast"...
...do you send 'em down the local supermarket and thank them for it? ;)
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANT-FOOT SANDWICHES!?

( The Alchemist get scurrilling!, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

They're behind the caviar.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

I don't like croissants served with ham and cheese,
I much prefer them with jam.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

or just butter :)
but jam is good.
( The Great Architect, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

I concur

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Ooo no butter. It's a butter pastry!
Small child is always my filling of choice. I'm almost out of Maddie.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

bugger that, my arteries aren't even half clogged yet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Well there is blueberry, blackberry, blackcurrent, raspberry, strawberry, Summer fruits or apricot.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

I would go for apricot.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

I am a strawberry man myself

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

A REAL LIFE STRAWBERRYMAN.
YOU'RE A MEDICAL MIRACLE.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

*wriggles fluffy green thing*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Strawberry or Marmalade for me:)

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

I have phases.
But right now, it'd be apricot.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

I want ELDERFLOWERS ON MY TOAST.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

reminds me of this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlh8j4bVsEo
( The Great Architect, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

hahaha
Two Ronnies rule:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

^ or with light speaded battenburg

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

heathen.
Battenberg? BATTENBERG?
It's a blight on mankind
( The Great Architect, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

I whole heartedly agree with this denouncement of a mazipan covered waste of cake.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

^ You clearly know nothing about food

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

I know lots and lots about food. I eat loads of it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I cannot agree
anymore heartily...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

I think you will find, sir, that it is the anti-battenberg coalition which is a blight on mankind.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

What could be less of a blight on mankind than an Australian and a bloke from Norfolk?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

you're not doing our argument any favours with that comment ;)

( The Great Architect, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

not now that I've fixed the typo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Glorious battenberg

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Rubbish, someone who would prefer earwax jam on his croissant has no taste.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I have impeccable taste.
As can be seen from my embracing marzipan, our misunderstood almond friend.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

I cannot disagree
anymore heartily
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Exactly. It's not as it it's the mighty meatenburg!


( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Oh my god
What is this and why don't I know about it already!!
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

I'm prefecting the recipe and will post it on teh board when it's properly completed.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

What is the mighty meatenburg?
Although it does look like it could be improved with deep frying.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

hahaha
The lighter meat I'm going to try in MkIII I'm going to try lean pork sausage meat instead of a chicken loaf type affair.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

hum I'm not a fan of the pork/beef combo.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Yeah the chicken/beef didn't go that well.

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I have to agree
ham and cheese croissant seems very... y'know... french
( Joe Scaramanga SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

where does one subscribe to your blog?

( The Great Architect, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board:P
So not getting up in full Morris relaglia this weekend?:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

real lol

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

Cunt him in the fuck!

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Sadly my EU regulation guest cunting in the fuck boots are being resoled.
I wouldn't want to lose a foot.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

Sodding good for nothing EU!

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Your reply should automatically have been
"you're already sweet enough as you are" said in the most monotone voice you could muster.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

I just explained for the price they paid
if they were lucky enough to get breakfast it would just be conrflakes and cheap bread with jam from a tin.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Do you serve it in bed
and what about breakfast after?
( Boff Keep Calm and Carry On, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Given the option
I'd *live* in your hostel.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 2 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Bloke stayed here once for two and a half years:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture of your Poo?

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Sat 2 May 2009, 9:37, archived)