Oh I've seen it, I just haven't been sent it.
my inbox generally consists of uni spam which I can't block :(
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:18,
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telling me...
I think that would get a 'meh...' round these parts and you wouldn't get paid for it either
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:51,
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Hahaha,
Todays complimentary breakfast for my guests consisted of; a choice of five cereals, good quality bread for toast with a choice of about 10 different preserves, croissants with ham and swiss cheese, yoghurt, a selection of juices and tea and coffee.
Guest looks at me in disgust and says, haven't you even got any honey?!'
I know they paid £18 to stay in the centre of the second most expensive city on the planet but I must really be taking the piss!:P
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:22,
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Guest looks at me in disgust and says, haven't you even got any honey?!'
I know they paid £18 to stay in the centre of the second most expensive city on the planet but I must really be taking the piss!:P
and hot and cold drinks all day, free check in beer and WIFI.
Yeah I know.:P
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:34,
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It's people like you who make me SICK.
You should be up at the crack of dawn, milking those furry honey cows.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:23,
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when you say "complimentary breakfast"...
...do you send 'em down the local supermarket and thank them for it? ;)
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:27,
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I don't like croissants served with ham and cheese,
I much prefer them with jam.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:35,
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Ooo no butter. It's a butter pastry!
Small child is always my filling of choice. I'm almost out of Maddie.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:43,
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Well there is blueberry, blackberry, blackcurrent, raspberry, strawberry, Summer fruits or apricot.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38,
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I whole heartedly agree with this denouncement of a mazipan covered waste of cake.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:40,
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I think you will find, sir, that it is the anti-battenberg coalition which is a blight on mankind.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:47,
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What could be less of a blight on mankind than an Australian and a bloke from Norfolk?
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:49,
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Rubbish, someone who would prefer earwax jam on his croissant has no taste.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:57,
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I have impeccable taste.
As can be seen from my embracing marzipan, our misunderstood almond friend.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 10:03,
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I'm prefecting the recipe and will post it on teh board when it's properly completed.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 10:15,
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What is the mighty meatenburg?
Although it does look like it could be improved with deep frying.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 10:15,
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hahaha
The lighter meat I'm going to try in MkIII I'm going to try lean pork sausage meat instead of a chicken loaf type affair.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 10:26,
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I have to agree
ham and cheese croissant seems very... y'know... french
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Sat 2 May 2009, 10:03,
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www.b3ta.com/board:P
So not getting up in full Morris relaglia this weekend?:P
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:38,
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Sadly my EU regulation guest cunting in the fuck boots are being resoled.
I wouldn't want to lose a foot.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 9:41,
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Your reply should automatically have been
"you're already sweet enough as you are" said in the most monotone voice you could muster.
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Sat 2 May 2009, 10:01,
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