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(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# :D:D:D

Good kitty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# PULL!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# BAD KITTY!
*TM0C currently patrolling the borders of his garden with a supersoaker, to safegaurd all the little just-fledged nestlings that are currently pootling round*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Have you filled the supersoaker with lighter fluid and hastily attached a zippo to the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha nope
just a good old fashioned squirt of tap water across the bows as a warning shot to any potential kitty invaders
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Then I hope you have a swiss roll cannon as a backup
Using the rejects produced at the testing department as ammo.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# best deterrent = dog
except my dog (she's learnt cats are king the hard way)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Geese are better, they have a habit of tearing up your lawn though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# sposed to be excellent guards against intruders too
as they make such a racket at the slightest thing and give nasty pecks for fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# they'll be watching and waiting for you to go inside
then chick dinner tiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# you need tiger urine
animals smell it and won't dare enter your garden
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# easier said than done :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# not if you're Siegfried
or Roy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I would try that "Silent Roar"
But it's about Ā£10 a bloody box! It would be cheaper to just hire the Lion to poo in my garden!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# and a lot more fun
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :D
Lion Pooing, a spectator sport.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# if you use coffee (cold, of course)
it deters cats a lot more because they HATE it when they go to clean themselves.

No harm done but an effective deterrent. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# cats hate olbas oil too
gets right up their little noses apparently
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# And a bunch of cats
off their tits on caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Griffy
I need a new exciting and sophisticated drink to enjoy and with which to impress people with how cool I am - what can you furnish me with/suggest?

I tried a new Scottish Vodka the other day which contains milk thistle and it was jolly nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Absinthe and coke
/autocomplete
Bloody lovely, it is. Tastes like blackjack sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ha - thanks - never thought of that...
I'm a little cautious when getting new mixed drinks at the moment because everything seems to contain Red Bull which is evil
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Don't EVER mix absynthe and tequila
EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# is this a double bluff?
Because I really want to do it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# *washes hands of this entire affair*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# ...
maybe it's some kind of test - like an initiation
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ... when I'm not mixing them
would I not be mixing them in equal measures?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I think I found that it didn't matter too much
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Red Bull is indeed evil.
Just put a tiny splash of Absinthe into a big glass of cold coke.
add too much and it goes a horrible sludgey yellow and tastes too strong,
add just a little bit and it's gorgeously decadent and yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Hmm....
May have to try that...
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hmmm
If you can get hold of Milagro tequila, then that is impressive.

If you are looking for sweet but nice, then try Passoa

If you want to remortgage your house then try Louis XIII Black Pearl

different but cheap - Sailor Jerry Rum

Hendrick's gin with tonic and cucumber for that summer twist

www.in-the-spirit.co.uk is your best source for inspiration!

what's your occasion?


*this post is indeed sponsored!
www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/freestuff.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# :D
thanks... my occasion is I get bored of the limited selection of good things to drink and I'm friendly with a barman who might be prepared to get better things in for me if I were to ask nicely.

I'll check all of those out (I like SJR and enjoy a Hendrick's and tonic).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Monkey Shoulder whisky is probably the best whisky for mixing
Balvenie for single malt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I have a long list of malts, but thanks anyway
Balvenie make a smashing single. I've been on a pretty good run of form recently with my malts, especially for in the house... built up a great collection of cask strength bottles - some quite hard to get hold of :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I was recently drinking cask strength hand labelled with David Stewart!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Stewart_(master_blender)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# lucky sod...
a friend of mine from Aberfeldy, his dad used to work at the distillery there and we've had some great nights with him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# It's not a bad industry!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# yeah - I imagine that
I'm sure you have your share of tossers too though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, archived)
# some for sure
but most people are pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:15, archived)
# gin & bisto
with a slice of aubergine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# how is this sophisticated or cool?
please re-read the brief and submit again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# chicken bisto I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# now you're squarking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hmmm...
Try Rosangel. Hibiscus tequila. *shudder* Chicks dig it.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# oooh what's it called?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# it's called Pincer
and it makes a damned good drink... if you're lucky you'll find it cheap in various places at the moment because they're promoting it. It's a lot softer and smoother than other Vodkas I've had, which I though would put me off but it's very enjoyable:

www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=5417

also - it looks like they could use some help with their website:
www.pincervodka.com
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)
# We invented this at Glastonbury last year...
1/2pt Morrison's White Cider
1/2pt Vodka

Preparation:

1. Mix Morrison's White Cider with Vodka.
2. Consume.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 three times.
4. Die, motherfucker.

We called it 'Holocaust'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# well - you've lived to tell the tale
so it can't be that bad -- perhaps I saw you at Glasto last year - were you wearing a Furtive T Shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Maybe. I didn't really know what I was doing.
Actually no I wasn't. I have the B3ta t shirt I made but nothing else.

/shameless self promotion 'oh did you really make one oh I didn't know you must be really great, let's hang out'
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
Aspirational!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Needs more leaving headless bird by the back door
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# haha
baby rabbits head was the worst pressy my cat left for me (or i should say; threw up for me) :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I knew he was up to something
when he asked to borrow my trampoline
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# excellent
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# hahhaha! Top stuff!
that is SO fast in Fireox.. .had to open in IE....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# thanks
wow i see what you mean - i only tested it in IE and crazy browser (IE based) firefox is silly fast
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# haha, he's the fastest kitty alive
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahaaaaa!
ILT
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# excellent!
flapflapflapchompflapflapflapchomp!

or, if you're watching in firefox: flapchompflapchompflapchompflapchomp!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# wishes someone gazzed me to explain the timings
needed to work in both firefox and IE
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hehehe...
good kitty, here's some catnip
(Dent, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# lol yes!
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Mon 11 May 2009, 18:39, archived)