b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Reinventing The Wheel » Message 9444935

[challenge entry] When nothing else works, try the


I promise to try harder next time.

From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 162 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Sex toy.
Also, related to all the Lost stuff down the page a bit, look: lifehacker.com/5252599/the-dharma-desktop
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# the buttons on that screen are broken
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Yay Rainmeter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Get your desktop out for the lads.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# It's a mess because files live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:28, archived)
# allow me to elaborate:
I love F1, especially when they crash.

It's a shame the cars don't look like that anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Current F1 is tedious. I tend to stick with Moto GP or British Superbikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:31, archived)
# F1 is still sexy
I fancy most of the drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# I have a chair with wheels.
I can scoot around real fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
# How square is your jaw?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Could be squarer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Can you scoot in circles for 2 hours uninterrupted?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Ooh, a top taskbar man.
Classy.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
# There's a preview thumbnail of a picture I drew in Paint today too. I'll post it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# about 60% reduced and 70% optimised to fit on b3ta.


Click for bigger (338 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Well yeah of course you win. I'm only on a laptorp.
How's 7 treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
# pretty good
but I'm well used to it. Got some niggles with it but I'm still able to bleat like a bitch on the b3ta program to M$.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Ooh, lovely wallpaper.
So that potentially risky upgrade to 7 worked alright?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
# it did but it took an age.
and of course when I finally got back online b3ta was down.

It gave me heap big headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
# he hit me and it felt like a kiss!


/phil spector blog

also, i want one of them!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
# this is giving me rather naughty ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# about hidden knifes
there is a knife hidden in the knife, and within that knife there is another knif... wait thats them dolls that get smaller until they turn into a black hole
I'm tired
BRING ON THE BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
# i have those dolls
but i have no bacon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# top tip
those dolls are made of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# that's some clever bacon
it's disguised as wood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# NOW NOW NOW
*STOMPS FEET*
*falls over*
*sleeps*
zzzzZzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
# aaaww
you know you get cranky when you need a nap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE SPHINCTERHANDLE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# corrrr!
this has inspired me fruitfully...

"double sided banana" !
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 14 May 2009, 0:09, archived)