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Today I have mostly been reinventing the T shirt.

From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 162 entries (closed)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

*teabags*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

*chocolate t-shirts*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

*rusty trombones*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

roman showers

(waxdart hello., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

roman candles

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

golden showers

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

with the Golden Girls

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

and Golden Grahams

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

while watching Golden Balls

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

On the golden gate bridge.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

get potatochopping

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Sophia Petrillo - mmmmm

(waxdart hello., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

only the ones still alive i hope

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inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

spoilsport

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

T-Bag the Witch!

That must be the good looking one.

(Not that anyone ever remembers t-bag the witch. Maybe the BBC have been planting those false memories again)

(Cloudane, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

I do

It was ITV if I recall correctly. Her able assistant (T-Shirt) always turned to the good side in every series, but mysteriously she took him back in time for the next one.

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TheAlmightyBeev, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

'Hello. This is my cheek. Do you like this cheek? I will regret pulling this pose later'

I could do with a spout to keep things like pens in.

edit: I spy a hello kitty tattoo. she must die.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

you dropped this "i"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Took me longer than it should have done.

I already have a penis spout, thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

semi

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

running update?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

3/4

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

wasn't just me then.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

certainly not.

we both think about penises when someone mentions kettles. It's entirely normal.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

I expect you've both got ebay seller accounts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

yeh but we only buy and sell penis kettles

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Well I suppose technically they are kettles

Hot liquid comes out of them:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

You should go to the doctor.

It should be roughly body temperature. If you're pissing/coming fluids that are 100 degrees celsius, I would suggest that it's not a good thing.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

Did is say hot or 100 degs?

No I didn't.

*blows raspberries*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

ok...

but body temperature is "warm" at best. I'd say hot water is 50-100. Either way, if hot fluids are coming out, that's either completely hardcore, or quite dangerous.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

YEs but you're still sidestepping the fact that you like piss in your tea!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

depends, really

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

kettles should now come with pics of naked men on them

just to save a little time when it's time to sell them

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

There's a good marketing ploy

Kettleman kettles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

For some reason I became very worried when I read

I could do with a spout to keep things like penis in.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

PENS, YOU FILTHY BASTARDS, PENS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

We all know you're post op:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

hehehe, she was killed because of her hello kitty tattoo :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Damn fucking right.

'Oh I love things for five year olds, I'm sure this will make me attractive to men, they like five year old girls, right?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

only in japan :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Oh, it gets to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

calm Captain

*hug*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

they aren't worth it

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

what does that mean D:?

Or are you doing smiles the wrong way round, as that annoys me

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

It's sort of a 'gah' face.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

ok, as long as it isn't a smiley done the wrong way

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

BURN.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

Would this be the wrong time to mention

I design Hello Kitty Merchandise? : )

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

You have no shame!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

It was this or advertising fags to kids

I stand by my choice

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

She should have it replaced with Hamtaro

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Mmmm, ham.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

No, thas's the sheet of perspex I put there

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

what about boys with robot tattoos on them?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Completely different.

Robots are awesome, hello kitty is pish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Bite my shiny metal arse

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

They rock.

Obviously.

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fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

If it's a tattoo of Johnny 5 then that would be interminably ace

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

People these days would think you are copying Wall-e

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

GARLIC CATARACTS?

/accidental ac

Johnny 5. Original and best. Wall-E's mother was a motherfucking snowblower.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

Hooray for tea!

Can I pimp my blog here? It's about tea.

/whore

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

yes

I would like to see the 404 error.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

Well that's tough

Because I fixed the link now.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

That's nice for you:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

That's trouble brewing

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

leave it out

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

But while there's doughnuts, and fisting, and gloves and Charles Daaaaaaaance

Let's face the moo cows and pants

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Karaoke with you must be AWESOME

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

:D as long as I'm sober and can rhyme on my feet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

I've done West Country raps to All Saints at karaoke.

AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, YOU COCKWITS.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

KARAEOKE MEET

if you sing the right words to the song, we get to throw bits of glass and hammers at you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

What's a sing song without lacerated tendons and internal bleeding?

Fuck all, that's what.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Your brain = excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I'll take mine with extra milk

*click*

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twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

She is very happy with herself

Needs more croissant. I dread to think what would pour out of her.

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fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Tea

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

LADY TEA

FILTH

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fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

I need more croissant.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

I miss croissants

Gluten-free ones are abortions. Rice-based abortions. On an umbilical cord of starchy despair.

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fannycradock, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Oh, are you gluten free?

You poor little poppetkins. I'm going to be baking with that weird rice flour stuff soon, I'll let you know how I get on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

I'm cooking this afternoon.

I'm going to make a red thai curry (proper one not out of the jar) with monkfish, coley and king prawns:)
Scrummyumcious!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

I have friends who are teapots.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Your on my B3ta burn list :)

I have teapots who are friends:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

Hurrah!

I got TGA again. Another dose of my shit taste for him.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I've got Dixon and Eddache and some others.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

I got Mr O'Bedlam

*rubs hands*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

:D I've told you Nibes

leave him alone, I don't like it when he cries.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I got GTA

Well I did mine properly and have only changed three. As a result you have popcorn.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:12, archived)