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[challenge entry] The Ann Widdecombe Prophylactic


'because ordinary condoms balance safety and pleasure too well'

From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 162 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Well that would really kill any erection
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# I'm not putting my cock in that.
Nor my Penis.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Rule 34 dictates that there's probably a niche market for this
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Talk about streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch marks . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Oh god, I just had a vision of how her face'd look stretched over a bellend O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Through a fish eye lens . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
#
fish Japs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Nice sig.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# thanks for sharing....
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# do you also supply
John McCrirrick Femidoms?
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# that's a stupendous idea
and also horrible. plus...too jangly?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Hahahah
would work for me
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# *Spluffs*
*Re-Lurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)