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[challenge entry] LKC - Large Kitten Collider

If it works, scientist hope to find the Dog particle.


From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 162 entries (closed)

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Colliding kittens results in dogs?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That's less weird
than most quantum physics.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Many physicists started making it all up, years ago for a lark, then continued when nobody noticed
"Err..we just found an..um..alpha-quaternion? Made from smashing ultronium into neverendium at energies of a trillion electronvolts. Honest!"
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Otherwise known as the Higgs Bow-wow-son right?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I dunno, I just work in
mutterials
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# That pun is dog-eared.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You're all barking mad.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hey
i couldn't chum up with any more!
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I hope they take health and safety seriously
it could end up a complete cat-astrophe.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i'm sure it'll be
purrfect (*kills self*)
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# His quark is worse than his bite?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# haha you win the nerd pun award
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# The LKC might rip a hole in the fabric of time...

...destroying the law of claws-ality.
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Does that cat belong to...
Mr. Schrodinger?
(, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:14, archived)
#

(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Lorraine Kellys Cunt?
(, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:37, archived)