(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:05,
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Wank computer
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:08,
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the monitor goes blank
you yanked too hard and the computer has orgasmed to a halt you see a power cable on the floor and what looks like some glitter "what would you like to do?"
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:09,
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Quit game
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:11,
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"you have died"
please do not die, it is bad for your health "press return to start again"
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:11,
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>HAVE WANK
You can't do that here.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:01,
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the keyboard fills with a sticky substance
"what would you like to do?"
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:03,
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> Google for PORN
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:04,
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Porn appears
The keyboard is full of a sticky substance "what would you like to do?"
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:06,
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Look in inventory
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:09,
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>You have
1) A Jizz Rag 2) 3 Jazz mags 3) Some pocket lint
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:10,
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and the thing your aunt gave you
but you don't know what it is
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:14,
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YES
:D
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:16,
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YOU may not know what it is but SHE does.
Oh yes. Oh my yes.
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:16,
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"inventory"
you have one pocket 1/2 a cheese sandwich a small mouse a key shaped like a fish
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:11,
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