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[challenge entry] Right. Just stop your internet competition right now.

Thank you.

From the The Letter Art Challenge challenge. See all 182 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# it's over.
the internets are over.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Long live the intranets!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# don't think it'll stop it
but....
(JoePesky, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Alright. You disagreed first.
You win.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I thought about disagreeing.
can I have a scathing comment from your vast repartee of wit and wisdom?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Whatever I post right here can be magically turned in to the most scathing of comments if you take it all seriously.
I'm incredibly popular. B3ta's champion and the like.
I'm tremendous at handling the jealousy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Thank you.
You obviously are as good as you tell yourself.
Are you going to London for the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# That's the spirit.
Well done.


I think my anti-b4sh!1 views are well documented around about here.
That's not my thing.
I've maintained my popularity on here, in spite of refusing to b4sh or bow to other users.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# That's a shame.
I'd very much like to meet a few members and allay some myths.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I'm sure you'll meet a few members.
What myths are you looking to put to bed?
I would probably be able to help out, without attending.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I'm only concerned with the myth
that many of you will have the stones to look a man in the eye and say little more than 'please don't hurt me'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Are you going to fill the internet in for calling you names on previous occasions?
That'd be some very serious action, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# nah. Just invite
some clarification from those who might feel there has been some misunderstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# What happens if you get there and some female housewhale puts you on your back?
There's been punches thrown at other b4shes. So it happens.
:(


Poor Sexface.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I'm not having sex with any of the b3ta whales
so I'll be staying on my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Let's be honest here.
Nobody's having sex. There's already enough ugly children without inbreeding in the mouth-breathing community.
By " puts you on your back" I of course, and I really am saddened to see you couldn't pick up on this first time round, meant what if somebody punches YOU?
:(

Poor Sexface.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# if somebody punches me?
I'm fucking counting on it.
I'm not your average internet geek.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# You're a geek?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Who's going to punch you?
No offence but I have no idea who you are, are you unpopular with the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# pasanonic likes punching
he's all punch this, punch that, punch you, punch me. he can't get enough
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I hope he doesn't beat his girlfriend.
Or internet girlfriend, if he's THAT geeky.

I recently managed to upset internet lovers last week with some fantastic remarks on another site not that far from here.
I really was on top form, and at the same time incredibly correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# HAHAH
YOU ARE THE INTERNET !!!!
(JoePesky, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# In many ways, my work at improving b3ta over the years has enabled me to cope with the LOL and the ZANYLOL.
I must thank b3ta for making me a better, more caring leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I support the toon
but you ain't no Shearer, more of a Owen. On that note night b3ta x x
(JoePesky, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# You won't have left, you're bound to have waitied to see what I reply with.
You can take this to bed with you.


Well done JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
# We wouldnt expect any less from you, our champion.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Last Thursday I threw a spanner at a portly gentleman.
Another success.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I thought you didnt attend bashes?
ho-HO!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# OHH B4SH CULTURE!
Why must you bounce back to b3ta like a rhino with an overactive flickr account?
Nobody outside wants to see your b4sh photos.
Especially JMG and other popular users.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# When I grow up, can I be a popular B3ta user too?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Of course you can!
We all can. I'm incredibly awesome, but underneath I am but just flesh and bone.
Just like the rest of b3ta.

But in most cases, with less flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I was going to follow the example of another b3tan and treat it like a prison.
Just walk up to the biggest guy here and punch him, just to establish myself as a tough guy.

But instead of punching him letting him know I've put him on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# *Firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
# why does this happen with the posts going all over to the right and stuff?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# make me a slice of jam toast will ya JMG
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I'm not the hired help.
More the hero.
It's only a matter of time before my life story is put to the powerbrokers in Hollywood.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# what are your special hero powers?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I'm correct.
Around.. 99.9% of the time.

I'm also incredibly down to earth, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# that will suffice,but i still want my jam toasty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I look forward to meeting you then.
I rather think you will be the one whimpering like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# don't forget to print out your ignore list
so you can remember who to blank

"and you are..?
let's see..
ah yes, here you are.
RIGHT, NOT LISTENING TO YOU NOW"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# in the real world he punches people he doesn't like until they aren't there anymore
solve problems by punching, it's the only way to settle things like a MANLY MAN LET'S HAVE A STEAK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I enjoy the internet people most when they get very SERIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I think he just shows them his gun and they leave
then he drinks a lot and talks about boats and the war.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# JMG really is THAT big
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I'm pop culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# lol popularity
poor sod. teh intrenets luvs youn
(JoePesky, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I'm sorry I'm incredibly popular without trying too hard to fit in.
On your internet.

Are you of b4sh?!/1!! stock yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# no
(JoePesky, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# That's the best way to have it.
I'm b3ta's champion.
I'm spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# haha
ok
(JoePesky, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# I also
left it open.... (raised eyebrow)
(JoePesky, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
# WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# GMoS once won a Mr Universe contest without turning up.
He can't lose!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# he's a sheepshagger who weighs about
8 stone wet through. Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Why are you having a go at GMoS, b3ta legend?
:(

This is terrible bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# I'm not having a go at him.
But he's a skinny cunt from Oldham which leads me to believe you might be spreading untruths.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# :(




:(!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# ~( 8 ])
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# WIFE OF SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# still 'NO!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Stop this right now!
Not only have you confused me sexually, but I believe posting this could be a violation of international criminal law.

PS- I've just stolen 0.4(your confidence).
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Party ON, Jacques!
I'll admit I have no idea who that is. No doubt a politician. A sexy politician.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# He was in 'Asterix'.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
# You should compo that
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Eight.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Infineight
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# ..and WHAT an eight!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# More than seven.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:48, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 21 May 2009, 3:51, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 21 May 2009, 7:57, archived)