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[challenge entry] No idea where I was going with this

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:36, archived)
# looks like a section of an xray of someone who's been eating the letter-shaped magnets off the 'fridge :D
nicely done, B'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
#
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5297403/Puppy-eats-whole-alphabet-of-fridge-magnets.html

Who did the image of the dog stuck to the fridge based on this?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# hahahaha, I did think of that story as I typed that reply :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# OK. Sooooooo
related articles include dog rides horse. Not really that related.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# It's a 'funny' story involving a dog.
In fact, it was a terrifying tale of a dog gone power-mad, after eating half of a copy of Animal Farm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:19, archived)
# The second edition is tastier.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I bet he's been leaving little messages all around the house
In other news, gawd help us all...

She's back... From outer space...
Mail commenters being their usual, sympathetic selves
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:20, archived)
# hahahahaha @ subject line :D
edit: HAHAHAHAHA @ link
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:23, archived)
# next weeks headline: "JADE IS THE SECOND COMING! - jade has been seen wandering around the countryside, performing miracles and healing people BLAH BLAH BLAH"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I think she should be canonised
but I'm not sure if I want that to mean beatified (and the other 3 steps) or dug up and shot out of a canon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I bet she had been eating some shrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Aaaw poor Jade's mum.
Now the press have moved on she's having to make things up to make money.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:33, archived)
#
clouds bumcheeks

also: just NO: www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1188329/Muscle-girl-Jodie-Marsh-pumps-iron-swaps-glamour-body-building.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
She wants to show you her secret sex cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# she looks like she's made of greasy sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I saw that
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# And yet another superb piece of Daily Fail hypocrisy:
"the downmarket tabloid's favourite"

Like they are any better? ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I despair, muffin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *comforts inappropriately*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *forgets why he's despairing*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha I agree with them.
She is a sponging, worthless low-life, and she should go and get a real job. Screw her and the cash-cow she rode in on. They're indicative of the pathetic state of culture today.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# we'll forget all about her once Big Brother starts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# They've renamed the Diary Room to the Jade Room, so probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Actually that seems fitting.
They should make it radioactive, too, so that everyone that goes in there gets cancer.

Herman who?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# You heard
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha....
That's pretty desperate... What's more disturbing is that it got published.

The Mail obviously thinks there's a market for this nonsense, regardless of what they think of the story.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# haha
"Buy the Daily Mail and read a load of made-up old shit"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Though I still think The Sun wins: "Asylum Seekers Eating The Queen's Swans" hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Christ
"usual, sympathetic selves" put perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# This.
Morning Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# nings moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Amsterdam
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 May 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Lake Titicaca
'nings Freeeebs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:53, archived)
# ning stevie
would you be a dear and come and do my work for me?

There's a darling

thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 May 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Sure.... But then you'll be in my debt... MWAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Yes
but is it fart?

'ningles all. After I finished work last night a managed to get really quite trollied. Like a true professional I opened the office on time and there preambulated henceforth to the nearest rip off merchants supermarket.
I get the guest breakfast, que up like a good lil Englishman, get to the front and discover that in my drunked forority had replaced my wallet about 200 Burger King straws. Even more bizarrely Somerfields do not accept Burger King straws as an acceptable form of tender.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:52, archived)
# hehehe!
'nings Ghostie

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# urg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
# does that mean some one is currently trying to
drink their syrup, water and carbonation with a credit card?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# urg!
Hmmm talking of sweet drinks I think my current state warrents a large choccy milkshake from Dino's. Best milkshake ever. blended Crusha, milk and Italian chocolate ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# cavemanitis - a terrible affliction... I think you can get cream for that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ug make fire!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
# What the hell is it with you and burger king straws?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I nick them when I'm wasted
I haven't eaten there for about 15-20 years but if I get drunk I have to nick their straws.

Also I madededed a fridgity magnet last night.



EDIT: I'd like to point out that the flash makes it look dirty, It's pretty much invisible to the nekkid eye.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Haha!
...and dear God man, go back to sleep!

EDIT Yay new spam!

Attn Sir/ Madam

I hope you are doing well today.

With due respect, I am Mr. Bello Tanja a secretary to the Community of Ouaga village, and I want to inform you that, we have discover a Gold in my village that we have started the mining but as we don’t have much access to mined it in max production, so our community elders have choosing me to search a foreign company who can come down to the country and confirm it and buy the Gold, and as I am writing you now we have about 346 kilos of the Gold which we have already mined and we don’t have a foreign agent to buy it yet so I want to know if your company will be interested to buy it or you can link us to a capable Gold Mining Company that can but it so that I will inform my community elders for us to know what to do.

Waiting for your kind respond.

Thanks,

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# I'm at work!
Hahahaha.

With due respect, I am Mr. Bello Tanja a secretary to the Community of Ouaga village, and I want to inform you that, we have discover a Goldfish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
# String em along
Blog it
Get it newslettered
fame
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# /no blog blog
...and since I am already a shoo-in for the newsletter (fingers crossed) with my unexpectedly successful compo entry, I'll not hog the limelight too much!

Top of the 'ning Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
# we have discover a Gold in my village!

Is KOTOR2 better then KOTOR? I've read that it's basically more of the same. But I am inclined to check it out anyway, as I've played KOTOR three or four times now.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# It is pretty much more of the same, yes.
But that's in no way a bad thing. A few nips and tucks but same infrastructure and control system. And you can probably pick up a copy for next to nothing these days, so I would definitely recommend it as a way to lose a few days...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Cheers
I'll do that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# A Gold! Such a thing is very rare...
Amazing how they had access to email to send you this, but not to search for mining companies. Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Well for their troubles they've now got Evil Lu chasing after them
;D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Yeah!
You have included my name!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Dunno, it's a bit vague

morning my lovelies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
# morning our man in YouRope
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hello mr mediocre
are you all set for your trip to that London?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# No, not quite.

I have a lot of things to do before I leave. Meeting a new client tomorrow. If I'm smart, I start packing some stuff today ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Amsterdam?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:44, archived)