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[challenge entry] plop

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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I'm teh Shat! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Surprised Shatner is surprised :O
I'm confused by Terminator 2. Why did they make a film that's rated a 15 at the lowest and have an irritating 10 year old kid as the main character? Surely even then his crappy catchphrases and cheesy way of talking grated on anyone older than 11?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# it doesn't matter what he said
some stupid californian focus group probably said that's how "the kids" spoke. besides, we only watch it for the cool effects and arnie's one-liners
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# They could have gone for a kid who's balls had dropped
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# yeah
the high-pitched voice was irritating, but it does make him seem younger and more vulnerable, thus garnering more sympathy from the audience
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# No, I wish they had shot him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# me too
but i've seen it often enough to be really annoyed with his voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)
# It only took me the once to get pissed of with it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# i was highly stoned the first time i saw it
so i spent much of the film giggling at the other terminator
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Did they cut out the bit where they are trying to find Sarah as the start?
The CGI is still good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Anything irritating about Terminator 2
is soon forgotten by watching Terminator 3.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ^giant shitloads of this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# That's it . . . rat a tat tat on the gat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Un Chat Andalou


as again, unworthy of own thread, the medium of pun, shatner, film and pixies, bought together on one shit jpeg.

i couldnt be arsed to animate his head popping up black francis style, so have it dirty.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I wanna be
be a debaser
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# girly so groovy
i'd love to hear shatner reading the lyrics out loud, as per that lemon jelly track. it'd be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# wait what? the shat sings on a lemon jelly track?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# indeed - song called 'go'
right at the end of their best album. was hoping he would pop up do do it live when i saw them at brixton academy. he didn't.

edit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2s03sH1VgQ

the full shat. mazing.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Oh christ that was an odd film.
Armpit hair...and dragging pianos full of dead animals....

WHAT?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)