Something terrible happened and that bag of oddments and assorted wank lived.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
think of that next time you're wanking over a map of scotland! hmm?!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
WHAT THEN!?!?!
edit: and just think of how many pages of the map of scotland book would be stuck toghether in that situation!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
he should have been a sticky duvet cover and an embarrassed 14 year old hurrying down to the washing machine at 5 in the morning.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
We have to be grateful for the boxer that fucked up his eye,
It must have added a lot to his general unpleasantness.
Because much as we like to shit on this turd of a person,
we still like to do so on the grounds of his appearance.
/irony blog
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
and boss eyed bags of lard shouldn't appear to judge people on their exteriors.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)