Not even
he should have been a sticky duvet cover and an embarrassed 14 year old hurrying down to the washing machine at 5 in the morning.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

You've thought about this quite a bit, haven't you?
We have to be grateful for the boxer that fucked up his eye,
It must have added a lot to his general unpleasantness.
Because much as we like to shit on this turd of a person,
we still like to do so on the grounds of his appearance.

/irony blog
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Men in glass houses shouldn't chuck rocks
and boss eyed bags of lard shouldn't appear to judge people on their exteriors.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

He wasn't hit by a boxer.
That's just his conscience trying to escape his face.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)