wouldn't say no

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Really?!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

To be honest
I don't like getting blown. Except that time she swallowed, that was nice.
But otherwise it feels a bit grubby, I'm too romantic for that.

I'm happy to go down myself though, for ages.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

You say grubby like it's a bad thing.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

i read that as "go down on myself"
i was thinking you were a lucky man
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

6'2"
Not happening. :(
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

you might have a huge cock
or not enough ribs or summat
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Plenty of ribs
cock like a decorative teaspoon.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

HAHAHAH
EDIT: oh you DIDN'T say "go down on myself'
*carries on
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Really? That'd disappoint me
I'm very happy to do the do, although just as happy to receive it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I'm old fashioned
aka boring.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Pretty sure oral sex predates Christ etc
but fair enough.

As long as you're happy, poppet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

Happy? Dude.
I haven't had as much as a pat on the head in 5 years. :(
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Come here and I shall give you a really big hug and a kiss on the bonce.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Awww xxx

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Eeeee *hug*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

"excuse me love could you not suck so hard"

nope sorry, doesn't sound right
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

It's not about the suction,
it's about the friction.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

It's not about the size of the boat
it's the motion in the ocean
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

then you spring a leak and it's all over

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)