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( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Hehehehe.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

he looks like Roy Castle in the second frame

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*parp*

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

now *that's* dedication!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I thought Dale Winton myself.

(Martin P - brand new username, same old shite, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

There's... something... on... the wing

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

:D
this is very pleasing.

Minor TJ- could someone please turn an image round for me?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

Only in exchange for hugs

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*huuuuuuuug*
I'll gaz it to you, I just need it turning right 90 degrees.

Thank you everyone!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Your wish ... :

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

TIXE?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

OH DEAR.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?!
That's got lust and everything in it, that work.

Bloody ungrateful - that's your problem.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

No, I'm just frightened of red.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

No more communist meetings for YOU then, young lady.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Fucking commies.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Dear Christ did you hear Jon Snow interviewing Nick Griffin on Radio Bore this morning?
Talk about playing into the BNPs hands ... Jesus it was embarassing.
( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Wow, I have a severe case of ticklynose.
*scratch scratch*
IT'S NO GOOD.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

*chews your nose a bit*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

BLOW A BUBBLE!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

*makes your eye fall out*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Ya sure
Pm me
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

:D cheers anyway, chap

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

now look here 'image'
you've got to pull yourself together, fly straight and bally well just get on with it for the sakes of us all.

You got that?

Righto.
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Best reply .
Wow?

please ignore my Gaz

I'm just too damned slow in my old age...
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I don't ave no steenking gazzes?

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

haha
cheers bobs
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

i read that in a lieutenant george voice.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

I trust you grew a pencil mustache especially too

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

he didn't have a moustache, although I already do.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

was it Hugh Laurie's character?
and lets see pics of the the k3b/-\b-o-tache!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

yeah it was.
here we go:

and i have a beard as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

haha!
that is some tachage!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

the most dignified of all the facial hair.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Merv Hughes?

( The Great Architect, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

no. me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Know you?
What, in the Biblical sense? ;)
( Shazzoir As seen in the '80's, but 30 years older..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

*claps*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

*throws fish*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

give me half an hour with it, and I'll turn it back around.. I can be very persuasive...
*cracks knuckles*

Nings Cap!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Hi Steve!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Has he just noticed that they someone has forgotten to take the cap off
of the Pitot head?
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

having re-read this several times
I am none the wiser
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

hahahah!
nings Op
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

ningles
:D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Pfft
b3ta.com/board/9487087
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Also this doesn't deserve it's own thread

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Hahahahahahah! Brillant, yet a sad commentary on british politics in itself... I blame South Oxhey.

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

haha!!
today is officially nazi day...
( Harold Angryperson they tirrrkk errrr JERRRBBSS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Everyday is nazi day. *goose-steps to the kitchen*

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

Don't mention the war
I did it once but I think I got away with it.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

I am actually
quite ashamed as I live in S Oxhey. At least we didn't elect either of the BNP MEPs.
>pedant mode off<
(Spill, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

and yet it'll be in all the papers!
I was waiting for this when I saw your lightbulb come on earlier!
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

:D

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I am kinda hoping the BNP Meps will simply self combust 30 minutes after arriving in Brussels
at the sheer "Johnny-Foreign-ness" of it all
( The magic of chutney Lick a chimp, chump, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

yes this
I bet they won't see anyone wearing onions, clogs or lederhosen etiher
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

*closes photoshop*
/and it does deserve its own thread
( The Great Architect, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

Haha
Sorry matey :(
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

actually, yours works better for being simpler and cleaner :)

( The Great Architect, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Hahahahahaha

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

"Who do you think you are kidding Mr Griffin"
"If you think all England's brown"
( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

\o/
Compo suggestion

show the world through Nick Griffin's eye

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post442391
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Or from Mr Griffin's point of view
"That blokes brown, will bunk to town on the 8:21
And He'll come home with visas for his Cousins, Wife and Mum"

Etc....
(The_Mighty_Spleen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

It does
cos I was gonna do the same thing
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

aha!
Now i getcha! Good one fella...
(Son_of_Magwitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

*applauds*

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Perfectly summed up
*click*
( Monty "Merry" Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

this is perfect
and sad
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)

Fantastically shockingly accurate

( HappyToast sorted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)

Fat Hitler

( limpfish, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

nicely!

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Haha nicely done!
And thank you for your kind words everyone :D
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Ha ha ha
Hail Yemen!!
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

History repeats
somehow we always forget the past.
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Makes me ashamed to be English
The BNP that is, not the pic which is great, spot on :)
(Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

nice job! :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

Pfffft!
Depressing, but pfffft nonetheless.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

well yes
this pretty much sums it up!
( Mushroom, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

lovely stuff
yes it did deserve its own thread and the FP.
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Well, congrats.
I've been reading b3ta for about 4 or 5 years now, and most of the jokes that I don't get (forgive me, but I'm 'Merkin/septic/from the USA) I can easily Google, or there's enough explanation in the ensuing thread that I can get it.

But this one leaves me absolutely clueless. I have no idea what makes this so awesome. So I will remember it as the Single Greatest Joke I Never Got.

EDIT: Many thanks for the explanations! All's I can say is: oh. Oh dear. I really hoped we were past all of that kind of nonsense. I'd like to say that we'd never do something like that here, but I'd have thought the same of Our Friends Across the Pond.
(jessemoya, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

and i thought i was silly for initially thinking the blue bit was the land
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8088381.stm
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Take one dose of the previous link
then watch more UKTV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsMrKVxPiQ
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Comedy show
There used to be a sitcom about the Home Guard of the Second World War. The opening sequence was basically the reverse of the image.
(The_Commander_of_Skips is stepping through the doooooor, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

BNP?
I thought it was just a comment on the current govt...
Works both ways.
( Vulthoom, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Yep
that's about the size of it.
( mofaha, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

It appears that..
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed racist is an MEP
(Lythium is a jello pudding eating motherfucker., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Sheer brilliance.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

I like this lots
Very clever, but unfortunately not funny :(
( Tangy - Actually quite good at cooking, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

cor
seriously thou, 2 seats, in EU, oh welcome back Adolf, not.
(haffy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

Sadly
the only funny thing to have come out of the last few hours...*tips hat*
(trumplefahrt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Absolutely brilliant,
if depressing.
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

so depressing
that i have to post
(camoron, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

hahahaha....

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

ahahah

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Hahhahahahahah!
YO JOE
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

ningles steve
how's monday treating you?
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

well, i'm still too tired to realise it's monday... In fact, I'm not even sure I'm posting on here, or still dreaming.
If I am still dreaming, I guess I can say what I like on the board:

TITS-FLANGE-PUSSY-WANK-CUNTY-BOLLOCKS.

If not, I'll just look odd.

So no change there.
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

nice one op
I'd forgotten all about that film
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Lovely :)
can I just ask, did you get those screencaps from any site in particular?
( The Great Architect, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

i got them from youtube
pausing the clip and using print screen... there is probably a much better way though! :)
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)