Well, have a link I posted about one minute ago then:
www.theonion.com/content/node/43014
( zeltergiset, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

heheh

( monkeon schmonkeon : twitter.com/ricomonkeon, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

about halfway through I forgot I was reading the onion
and found myself thinking, yep that's the way the Bush etc. government worked.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Hahah that's genuis

( mofaha, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)