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[challenge entry] owww

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(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# bindun
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Haha
The gayshift has never been this active
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# MICKLOL JACKSLMAO.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Now that is rather clever :)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# nice effort. but bindun
and i think i might just go to bed. this is all too much.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# "
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(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# This just in!
LOS ANGELES(AP)--The Associated Press has learned that all L.A. based
celebrities died Thursday in a Jonestown-like mass suicide that,
apparently, was unrelated to the deaths of Michael Jackson and Farrah
Fawcett.

According to sources, the leader of the mass suicide was Jennifer
Aniston who, when told that actor Brad Pitt would be holding hands with
Angelina Jolie at the bitter end, screamed, "Noooooooo! It should have
been me."

Singer John Meyer could not be reached for comment.

Asked if this affected his ability to turn out a movie a year, director
Woody Allen was reported to have said, "Well, no. I work with New York
actors mostly, and besides, I'm the only one in my films anyway."

Flowers began to accumulate Thursday afternoon in front of the famed
Hollywood sign. But a rogue spark quickly consumed them in flames, and
the resulting imbroglio is now burning unabated. But with all of the
local celebrities now dead, no one was around to notice. A baseball game
at Dodger Stadium went on as planned.

Funeral arrangements are expected to be announced Friday afternoon.


(no idea who actually wrote this bit...)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# It was the New World Order that did it dont'cha know
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
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(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
# billy & mandy ftw
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)