hahahahahahahaha!
Now THATS good.
I wonder if this is perhaps the greatest and most elaborate scam of all time.
He's skint, needs to to provide a nest egg for his kids, knows his body is fucked, arranges a massive world tour, charges extortiante prices, pockets the cash, then dies. Profit!
Reemember he'd already cancelled half the O2 dates and postponed them for two eyars. Who's to say the other half weren't about to be 'postyponed' as well?
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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I wonder if this is perhaps the greatest and most elaborate scam of all time.
He's skint, needs to to provide a nest egg for his kids, knows his body is fucked, arranges a massive world tour, charges extortiante prices, pockets the cash, then dies. Profit!
Reemember he'd already cancelled half the O2 dates and postponed them for two eyars. Who's to say the other half weren't about to be 'postyponed' as well?
OMG
WTF? When did this happen... I'm going to sack my PA - why wasn't I told?
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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*buys bacofoil shares*
it won't be the only theory over the next few months
EDIT: In other news
I have a question for those of you who use PAINT.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE IT?
I've spent half hour trying to make a shit picture. I can't do simple stuff like move text. WTF?!!
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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EDIT: In other news
I have a question for those of you who use PAINT.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE IT?
I've spent half hour trying to make a shit picture. I can't do simple stuff like move text. WTF?!!
not when you're used to tattyshop it isn't
where's the crop tool?
where's the proportional resizing?
where's the layers?
it's rubbish! ANd as a result I'm going to chuck things oput the window
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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where's the proportional resizing?
where's the layers?
it's rubbish! ANd as a result I'm going to chuck things oput the window
you don't need those tools
Use Paint.net if you want basic with a bit of extra, such as layers and shit.
But Paint.exe does the job fine :D
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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But Paint.exe does the job fine :D
Pixelmator FTW!
Great app. 90% of tattyshop for £50 $59!!!!.
Result!
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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Result!
cheers for that
i just need something for the weekend... as it were
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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You have to shout really loudly at your computer screen
COMPUTER: MOVE TEXT!
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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COMPUTER: MOVE TEXT!
i had a dream last night that i was at an outdoor bar
and the bar staff were handing out tinfoil hats. it was a sort of theme or something. i remember thinking "this is my kind of bar"
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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Be a bit of a shit one as there is a complete refund on all teh tickets ;)
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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I wondered this too, I am a big cynic
Apparently in the past when he cancelled a concert he sent a personal cheque to people by way of a refund, most of them didn't cash the cheque as they had a personal cheque from him. Therefore he kept the dollar! May be nonsense but clever nonsense.
Or Nonce Sense, of course!
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Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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Or Nonce Sense, of course!