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[challenge entry] VROOOOOM

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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# What is th-
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Oh fuck this.

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*hits ESC*

Oh!

Very nice.
(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I was planning on doing it faster if that counts for anything
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# freefoto.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# it's my new tag
do you like it y/n
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hate your sig though
you cunting hippy fuck

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I'm not a hippie
I have lots of material belongings
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hmmm
you're far too nice though

*snark snark snark*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# it's nice to be nice and it doesn't cost anything
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *gives in to the niceness*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# MANNERS ARE THEIR OWN REWARD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Chevron maintainance!
Oh god I'm sad
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# they're not real if you have to make them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# But there was one
and I spoiled it so I had to reply to myself in order to keep it there

I'm going to pretend I never did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# to be honest i'm still not sure about it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# n
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# i agree now
i think next time i'll call myself 'getty images'.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# sometimes i wonder what would happen if all the famous people died at once
would there be new famous people or would everyone just mill about aimlessly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# There wouldn't be enough tv stations to air all the specials

I'm not certain what that implies, but I think it's bad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# they could include a whole bunch of people per episode
"Where are Johnny Depp, Winona Ryder and the rest of the cast of 21 Jumpstreet now?"

"DEAD."

"Next episode we look at the stars of Scrubs"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# "DEAD"
This series could run for decades
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Noone will notice how much have died for several years
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# more people would quickly fill the void
each more vaccuous than the last
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# but what if the entire culture was wiped out in one fell swoop?
would people try to replicate it or would something new crop up?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# the culture is more and more made up of talentless members of the public
appearing on talent shows. If you're suggesting wiping out the entire culture of feckless idiots then you'd probably reduce the worlds population to a third.

At which point maybe a higher level of culture would step forward?

You should put this plan forward and see if you can get backing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# i don't like this idea of wiping out "idiots".
no living human has the right to judge that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I would be so killed by my own ideas if they ever got acted out
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# so lets say there's this big sudden culture vaccuum
do you think it will be filled by:

a) the loudest people
b) the angriest people
c) the funniest people
d) introverts
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# introverts
if all the extroverts have been wiped out.

Although if you killed all the extroverts then I guess the introverts would have nothing to compare with so they'd just be verts.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# how extreme would the introversion need to be?
I'm not sure if I can imagine a society consisting of people who stare at their shoes all the time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# It's not easy being vert
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# He will get a speeding ticket
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I am concerned about the possibility of a forest fire
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# That is what you get for eating to many chillies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I went out for korean bbq with my mate and his girlfriend
they had a big fight at the end and there was this awkward moment where i gave up on trying to calm things down and just went home.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# You might have got to shag her
Angry sex :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# i tend to steer clear of OPP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Overseas Property Professional
Wise, it is never worth buying property overseas
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
# arf
what's he been upto in the woods then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)