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..wil,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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I hear he's dead, or something.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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I heard that too
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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what a strange coincidence.
what are the chances, do you reckon?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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He aint dead, I saw him working in the chippy down the road
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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it's just not been as good since Elvis retired.
he did the best damn batter this side of Antarctica.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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He did indeed, until the incident
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:49,
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could have happened to anybody,
but it had to happen to him.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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Fat man starts sweating fat near a deep fat fryer, he going to go up in flames at some point
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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it was the tassles that did it,
and the quiff was becoming a hazard as well.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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All that lard in the quiff didn't help
Good job he wasn't to badly burnt
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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Let me guess..
you found a battered nose in your meal?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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I wish it was his nose
It was his sodden cock
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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Just popping the shops...
for some mind bleach.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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It could have been worse
It could of had some cream filling as well
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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HE DIDN'T DIE!!
he was murdered
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smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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By Courtney Love
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ClanSoul,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:42,
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DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, is he dead
Oooooh I get to draw some royal crapulence now :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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there's a man works down the chip shop
swears he's Jacko
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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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*cough* up there ^ :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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bollox
and only by a couple of minutes
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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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He's dead.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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Yes.
I'm rather regretting spending time on doing this well, obviously I should have just wrote 'Dead' over his Bad album...
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..wil,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:05,
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APLBBWGUTBARWW
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:11,
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Why, is that what you did
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..wil,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:19,
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just wondered if it spelt anything profound.
maybe it does. I don't know.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:21,
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GUT BAR, GUT BAR, GUT BAR, WoOoOoOoOoOo
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:29,
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Apple Ball Bearing with Gut Bar World War
mysterious...
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:38,
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man dies of gut bar crapulence
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:40,
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He is dead Jim, DEAD!!!!!
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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But not as we know it.
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a journalist.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:17,
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He could well turn into a zombie at any point
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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and not for the first time.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:20,
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nope, I feel that video was just a look into the future of MJ
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:21,
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this is all a publicity stunt, I'll wager.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:22,
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faked his death because of the debt he was in, that is what I am going for
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:23,
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Silly bee.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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The bees could have been driving him
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:29,
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there is a hive in his chin
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:31,
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in his chest
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:33,
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No, don't regret it please
as it's rather nicely done
I was just stating it so people who didn't get a chance to catch up with the news could be informed properly
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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Meh...
Like it's possible to miss it right now.
Everytime I channel hop, whoops, there he is!
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..wil,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:19,
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stop channel hopping, then.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:19,
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never regret,
lest thou become a pillar of salt.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:19,
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And we don't want none of them 'round 'ere
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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straight jacko
can untie him now i guess:)
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:46,
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