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[challenge entry] Michael Jackson's dead.

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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I heard that John Peel died.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Also:
Lots of other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# It's okay
I'll protect you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Lets drive a car over a FUCKING RAMP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# YEAH.
Then we'll load up on amyl nitrate and watch Seinfeld.

Also: PUNS ARE ACE

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# poor Moses
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# He was such a cool guy too - he could swim real fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# really fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# So fast.
He could also throw a ball real far.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Neat.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# as far as everyone else is concerned...
they don't mater
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
# and the pope whale
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# While escaping the papparazzi in France.
He didn't like it :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# if only pope whale hadn't gone through that tunnel, he would still be alive
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# OH NO!
Was he in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# No, he was just thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# What is a thame, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# THAME itself is a bustling market town with a large boat shaped market place.
apparantly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Thame is a shit hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I'll take your word for it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Michael Jackon is not dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I'm bag. I'm bag.
WHO'S BAG?!


woo?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
# heh heh...everyone's talking about it
we are without a "king of pop" at the moment:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# ERRRRRR SLADE.
DUHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
# DUUUUUUUUUUDE.
It's all about Lady GagGag right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I was going to say Katie Perry, but neither really qualify as kings of anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# what do you want to do then,
BRING BACK HITLER?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# What about Dries roelvink?
images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=dries%20roelvink&sa=N&tab=wi&um=1

also: what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Honestly you Dutch
And your crazy ways
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I only just noticed he has a strawberry cannabis necklace
what the fuck is up with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Gaydutch
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
# The title of that record is enough for me


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)