M.J - phone home!
From the Michael Jackson challenge. See all 244 entries (closed)
( , Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
From the Michael Jackson challenge. See all 244 entries (closed)
( , Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
which tampax advert
is it the pearl one with the girl on the chez longue?
is it cos you fancy her but she is clearly on the blob so won't entertain it?
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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is it cos you fancy her but she is clearly on the blob so won't entertain it?
Synchro farting,
one way of declining responsibility I suppose.
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Maybe offices should allocate one minute of every hour to just letting them all out.
It would erradicated embarrassment, chastisment, shame and put an end to pretending to smell your own at just the right moment as to make others thing you were the first one to smell it and therefore could not possibly be complaining about your own.
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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Shopped pictures only please
/can't believe that barryheadwound said this too blog
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Shopped pictures only please
/can't believe nobody's said it blog
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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oooh yes please!
as long as i get some wedding sex with the best man :D
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Of course! 'Tis tradition.
As is dancing to 'Come on Eileen' and prawn vol-au-vents.
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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Oh feck, sorry, just read your other post
I had a good weekend, bought a bicycle and spent saturday putting it together. Managed to destroy it in under 2 miles on Sunday because the parts I didn't put together were put together wrong. Other than that all is well.
How about yourself?
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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How about yourself?
Ruuuuuuuude ;)
I REALLY WANT a bike, but would be dead in a matter of seconds unless I stuck to the pavements, and then I'd be raped by fines. Bumholes.
I'm alright, quiet weekend punctuated with gin and arguments in the park. Whoever said that picnics are romantic is a bloody liar!
/bad grammar blog
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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I'm alright, quiet weekend punctuated with gin and arguments in the park. Whoever said that picnics are romantic is a bloody liar!
/bad grammar blog
When you live alone you don't have to worry about such things :D
Was the gin a contributing factor of the argument?
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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Oh no no no. NEVER blame the gin.
I'm a stubborn git, he is a stubborn git. This equals much hilarious argutiems :D
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Its placentay paint ball mofo, WHY?
Because im a bad invinsible dangerous mutha fucka y'all!!
CHEKDAKONE..CHA'MONE!!!
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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CHEKDAKONE..CHA'MONE!!!
oh fuck
I remember that
I wonder if Leigh Francis will do a remembrance special
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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I wonder if Leigh Francis will do a remembrance special
Martin Bashay..motha fucka! :D
yea I loved his Michael Jackass stuff
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Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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yea I loved his Michael Jackass stuff