*Proffers quorn sausage, ducks for cover*
Fair enough. I'm not one of those nazi vegetarians who blather on for the cause, I only became one because Damon Albarn was and I was a besotted 13 year-old. He still hasn't married me.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

Quorn sausages are OK
A bit bland though. I have to smother them in ketchup to make them work.
( Barbarossa is wearing a sparkly bikini on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

I like the bacon.
It looks like a zombie ruler.
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

Those quorn chicken breasts aren't bad
diced up with salsa they make a good sandwich filling.
( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Oooh!
Toppity tip there :D
( fannycradock Misses being Myra. Dismaydiator :(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

:D

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)