I read it in a dutch accent

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

*demands audio proof*
*gets kleenex ready*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

*declines*

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)

Bad form.
:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

I don't wanna :(

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

*remains unsatisfied*
*listens to Mariella Frostrup instead*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

Mariella Frostrup is E.T.'s bastard child with Dot Cotton.
Visually and audibly.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

Oh, I don't know...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

for some reason I'm compelled to say
"wrong'un"

innit
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

And you'd be right to say/think that.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

\o/

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

^This
{:D
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

so its not just me then

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

Don't worry, you'll always be their favourite son.

/too easy
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Bwahahaha!
Harsh, but funny....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

I'd better stop before I start thinking of imaginary celebrity parents people might have.
I can do it quite well, and it's a great way to lose friends.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

hehehe...
Yep, I can imagine.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

Oh oh oh oh do me.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

But I've never met you and I've only ever seen one photo of you!
Your nose reminds me of somebody else's nose, but I can't work out whose. I would probably think of somebody with a nose and somebody else with hair.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

You mean, you think you've never met me.
I've met you. I've been watching.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Nose... hair...
You're the bastard offspring of Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I've never been so offended. Consider our relationship over.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Re-SULT!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

You don't mean that.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Listen to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRPHhq0mg5U
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

I'm impressed.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

I saw them on sat
and last tues
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Not heard of him/them before
Bloody good stuff. Top tip, thanks.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

His acoustic stuff is like that
The full band stuff isnt.

You probably won't like the full band stuff.
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

It strays away from Gilbert & Sullivan, you mean?
;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

IT'S LOUD!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

Ah, I see...
So not like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnAXb6gmbOc

Edit: Or later, better quality, but fat & old like me version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6VxL8_uUIg

The first band I saw live, yes - I know /old bastard blog
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Hahahahahahhahahhahha
No
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

:D

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=exshXHh4_h8
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!
Brand New? You're such a woman.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Yeah, IM A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL AND SHIT
PANDER TO ME
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

You're basically KillerKitti - and that's not a good thing.
At least your link up there ^ was somewhat credible for being a cover of a good band's track. OH WELL.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

YOUR OPINION DOES NOT MATTER TO ME

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

EAT MY OPINION. EAT IT DOWN. OH IT'S BITTER. SALTY AND BITTER.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

I LIKE STRETCHING THE BOAD

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Must admit...
That's not so much my ticket, but thank you all the same.

However, I do feel quite privileged to have caught this live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzORu1dqEE0 , back
in the day.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

You're a good person. I've been on a huge Talking Heads binge recently.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

It's a fine strategy.
Put 'Fear Of Music' on loop for a couple of days, one is a better person for it.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I haven't done that in a good while. I've been rather stuck on Remain in Light.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Great Album...
But 'Electric Guitar' is utterly for the win, imho.

Edit: Especially when they switch all the distortion off near the end; Bloody hell, that's good.

Edit Edit: What an utter cunt I am - 'Memories Can't Wait' was the one I was thinking of. Apologies.

Edit Edit Edit: Electric Guitar is still superb, though :D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Ugh, now I gotta listen to it. I had my evening playlist all sorted out too!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Oh, but it's worth your time.
It really is.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

I used to listen to her every Sunday
Then I started to realise that she was probably sat there playing with her cock
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)