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# 2012
Some twat in America named Roland has made us look like we are the first cunts in the world to relinquish control. Bastard! Watch the 2012 trailer and it is like watching the G20 summit. The tag line on the fake news reel says “widespread rioting on downing street” and then shows a bloody horse race. What a twat! Are we forever to be remembered as the guys from “independence day” who said… not direct quote “the Americans have a plan”
(BadgeMan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Nice one, moron - you fucked up.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah, nice fuckup moron

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder went all evil on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
# sea, sea anenome, the end of me, sea ,sea anenome
AND THAT'LL BE THE END OF ME
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Poor squishy seafruit.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I AM WARM AND MY FEET ARE MADE OF OUCH

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# 2012
Is the year that all DNA in every living thing will change.
(I helped save b3ta! Pedro Hin I'm only dancing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I woke up this morning with the sun right in my eyes, and I looked in the mirror as it hit me by surprise, as it hit me like an act of god, causing my alarm, that I had not become a cephalopod I still had legs and arms. Still had legs and arms.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# arms?
You lucky bastard, I had 10 cocks!

It's unimaginable
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# oh wobbly wobbly finger cocks hey!
OH WOBBLY WOBBLY FUCK... look at the time, night all
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Woke up this morning.
Had a big chin.

It's not much of a problem.
I don't think I will found an entire musical movement on it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# dont
like you
(I helped save b3ta! mrpoo has got something in his front pocket for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
# badges are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
#
not that shit thanks....
(BadgeMan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
# What?
Are you trying to tell me you didn't know you were "the first cunts in the world"?

Welcome to 1990 punk
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# you should see his edit on the links page lol

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# OH HAI THERE :)

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
# bumpod

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop falafelly versatile, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# 'Welcome to Earth.'
I bloody love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! JackAction Cherith Cutestory. Pirate lawyer., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# It's the bit where he punches the alien.
What a moment!
(I helped save b3ta! JackAction Cherith Cutestory. Pirate lawyer., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# *sigh*
Click for NSFW. Actually, NSFA. Or don't. It is quite horrible.

Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Meth titillating ocelots, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# seamless!

(I helped save b3ta! Pedro Hin I'm only dancing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# So you're the cunt who's been slamming the wife
I KEEL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# "Her vagina has teeth!"
That's what I shout when my best friend is chatting up an ugly man.
(I helped save b3ta! roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I was speaking to a guy who wants to be the next president.
He wants America to go into isolation because everyone hates them but "they're better than everyone"
(I helped save b3ta! Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Ha. America.

(I helped save b3ta! Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
# North America, or South America?

(I helped save b3ta! Pedro Hin I'm only dancing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
#
You have to see it scientifically: everything needs proof.

What proof have we got that Americans went to the moon? 1) videos & photos, 2) retroflectors 3) moon rocks and 4)... NASA's sayings...

If any scientist accepts any of the above as proof, he should rather tear his degrees and suicide...(just like all civil engineers thinking a civil airplane crash provokes controlled demolishion... twice... in the same morning!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Erm...
...I have just consumed a spanner sandwich and will shortly be conversing with a very precise point in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# I'd like some twat in America.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Meh.

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# Baby birds are cunts.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# You seem to have forgotten a picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)