I woke up this morning with the sun right in my eyes, and I looked in the mirror as it hit me by surprise, as it hit me like an act of god, causing my alarm, that I had not become a cephalopod I still had legs and arms. Still had legs and arms.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

arms?
You lucky bastard, I had 10 cocks!

It's unimaginable
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

oh wobbly wobbly finger cocks hey!
OH WOBBLY WOBBLY FUCK... look at the time, night all
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Woke up this morning.
Had a big chin.

It's not much of a problem.
I don't think I will found an entire musical movement on it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)