nobody warned me it was no bum day
at least it's not National Whelk Day
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

But what am I going to do with all these whelks now then?

( Barbarossa is wearing a sparkly bikini on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

hanging's too good for 'em
try boiling them with a little milk, does wonders for dyspepsia
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)