But what am I going to do with all these whelks now then?

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)

hanging's too good for 'em
try boiling them with a little milk, does wonders for dyspepsia
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)