Noon

( bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Good grief!
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

I'm sorry
I also feel I should apologise to Bury and indeed Greater Manchester

Dear Bury, and indeed, Greater Manchester

I apologise profusely for slandering your good name.
I appreciate that Bury is really a wonderful place,

but you see - it was a play on words, and the town of Bury just fit..

Great Apologies

Freebs
( bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

no need for apologies.
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock looking at my watch, and I'm half past caring, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Could you not think of a pun on Glasgow?

( d70g, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

There are no jokes in glasgow.
Only fights which haven't started yet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

glasgow doesn't sound like glastonbury though
does it?
( bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

Needs more groveling
D:|
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Needs shorter words...
;D
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

No it a is on at

( bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

Ha ha ha! We're all too pissed to care.
(I'm from Bury.)
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

maybe everyone should die
i mean, who are we to judge?
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

I have a hunch that everyone will

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

no i mean now

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

now now, or then now?

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

SOON

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

sweet, that gives me time to get a cup of tea

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

Unless you are going to die making the cup of tea

( Maximinimus: why don't we ask the information humans for help?, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

You should use the Mr. Coffee machine

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Now then, now then
"Jingle jangle jewellery, jingle jangle jewellery"
( Colonel Dracula A horny midget who likes to play it safe, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

I really should do something for nuts too
but they haven't paid me for the last couple still :(
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Oh no, they've spilled the buckfast :(

( Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

I would like to buy a bottle of buckfast
but they charge $25 a bottle here and I get the impression I shouldn't be paying that much
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

oh fuck.
that's more than double the price it is here
( Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

Is it one of those drinks that you need to drink for a few months before you appreciate the taste?
That's the impression I have.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

they really should pay you

( bilbobarneybobs is f*u*c*k*ed - oh bugger, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

sheez!

( prodigy69 here you ya mad fanny, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

Hahahahah...
:)
( Ninj, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

oh god spilled bucky :*(


why!?!...WHY!?!
( prodigy69 here you ya mad fanny, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

It only happens outside Weatherspoons
opposite the parish church or outside Sol Viva !
(Geebo_Mk2, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

ouch :D

spang!

*click*

in that order.
( Hol[]y - bumnipplebumnipplebumnipple, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)