Could you not think of a pun on Glasgow?

( d70g, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

There are no jokes in glasgow.
Only fights which haven't started yet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

glasgow doesn't sound like glastonbury though
does it?
( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)