( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

They turned me into a newt.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

I got better.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

I have my newt legs
in a jar. THEY'RE TINY.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)

Bee dumb tash.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)

this is how legs should work!

( Merry Griffmas and a Savally New year now has a chrissmassy name!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

I've noticed a strong correlation between the trustworthiness of legs and the amount of alcohol imbibed
Somehow, alcohol makes limbs more evil! I intend to investigate this link at length via research in the field.
Edit: How rude. Woo!
(Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)

:)
xkcd.com/552/
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

I love xkcd :D
I don't have other people's incredible powers to reference individual comics at opportune moments, sadly
(Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

do they spread for the wrong people?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

I find these to be rather trustworthy

normal legs would've landed her on the floor by now ;)
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

maybe her legs had many elbow

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

Yikes
Does it turn them pink, too?

(as opposed to hairy pasty off-white)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:43, archived)