They turned me into a newt.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

I got better.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

I have my newt legs
in a jar. THEY'RE TINY.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)

Bee dumb tash.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)