maybe you could blame it on turning back into a newt
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

I appear to be a fat handed twat.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

hmm, a rare species...
*fetches net and jamjar*
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:18, archived)

Photoshop has frozen.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)

:( we'll have to use the power of our imaginations, go on, describe what is meant to be there using only words
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)

Michael Caine
but with tits.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)

pffft
He looks a bit Rod Stewarty there
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)