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( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:37, archived)

\o/
*clicks*

I love the guy pouring rum on himself.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)

it's old piss

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:40, archived)

The best piss
The older piss is, the gooder it is.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

It's a '57 Pis de George Best.
Donchaknow
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

every time you post this
my touchpad freezes. why is that?
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

Because I have sexed it :)

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

errrrrrrrr
i need finger bleach, STAT!
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

:D

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

If you have two casual guys facing each other they repel themselves

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)

This explains electrocasual fields

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

If I could be bothered I would do one of them attracting each other

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

Just doll 'im up.

( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:54, archived)

ace
friendly shark is friendly

edit. i've just had another close look at this, and because of that, i think i love you and i want to have your babies
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)

Until he shark rapes you.
They have rough skin. Leaves yer arse like a Flanders poppy.
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

Hahaha nice analogy.

( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

Don't thank me -
Thank the Profanisaurus!

You think I'm funny enough to have made that up?

;)
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

:D Flicked through that
Laughed till I was in tears.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad clueless egg cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

It's doing the rounds at work.
I have several humourless continentalists who keep asking things like "What is a Cleveland Steamer? Why do Germans like it? Why do you still call us 'The Hun'?"
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

tell them
that if there was only one of them, it would be 'a hun'
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

in that case, the shark's name is
dick emery.
b-dum tish. i'm here till etc
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Ha ha!
Talk about rubbing someone up the wrong way...
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

sounds like another danger wank
a mate, when asked to do an unpleasant job, would always say 'i'd rather have a wank with 40-grit sandpaper'
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Mmm.
Exfoliating.
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:37, archived)

row faster you fucking lazy shit

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

he can't because of his canoe defect

( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

The only entry I've clicked on!
Povray?

Also (honestly, the last time I whore this without good reason):
www.b3ta.com/links/Hamtoucher_the_game
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)

bryce

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

Interesting. Tell me more, human.

( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

I was just going to gaz you to tell you how much I love this
but I'll do it here instead.
Your skillz have made me very happy! :D
( the wub that lies beyond, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

Thanks for the idea!
If it hadn't been dark, I'm sure a shaft of heavenly blue light would have come through the window when I saw that.
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

can't see it :(
[edit] yay there it is :)
( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

1) Removes cocks from eye sockets.
2) See image.
3) Profit.

Second day into a new job, although still sitting at the same desk in the same office.
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

same shit, different job title?

(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

Sort-of.
I moved research groups so they could juggle some funding. They didn't have any desk space, so they asked the old supervisor if I could stay where I was.
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

should've gone to snarnsavers
and all recruitment firms can go fuck themselves
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

Yeah, but they'd still ask to do it on agency rates.
And only the pay the guy doing the fucking less than half.
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

THE FUCKING SHARK :D

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

*there is no udder*

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)

yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!

( Bloop wasn't here on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

"who the fuck are these dicks" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*click*
(ho ho ho RoryrattleHead is coming to town http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

The kraken is my favourite.
I hope it's a kraken, and I haven't just mrotally offended you. Yes I know I just typed "mrotally", I kinda like it like that.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

*SUBTLY WHORES OUT OWN IMAGE CHALLENGE ENTRY WHICH GOT LOST IN THE THREADRUSH LAST NIGHT*
SUBTLE WHORING
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

... or I could just do a ClanSoul and delete it and repost it...

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

do it, then see who notices

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

Nah, that wouldn't be fair on the post immediately below.
It would be ignored while 35 people unlurk to shout WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU FUCKING CUNT at me.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:11, archived)

ACTIVATE THE DELURKING DEVICE!
*board nazis appear, shimmering*

pew pew pew!
( Colonel Boris Oh globbits, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)

yes, it is the Kraken

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:07, archived)

Thank goodness for that!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

Wow!
Pirates - tick
Skull/Crossbones - tick
treasure - tick
wooden legs - tick
Cutlass - tick
Headgear - tick
Hook - tick
eyepatches - tick
Various quadrapeds quadrupeds - tick (I assume at least one is a skurvy dog)
Wench - hmm I assume they are in the galley pouring rum.

Everything seems to be in order here.

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

:D
fine cockweasling
( spacefish there are no mountains in the hundred acre wood, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

tj:
i have this www.lime.com/files/meditation_room/forest_loader.html open in another tab.
very relaxing sounds
(polished turd happy invisible friend day!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

Braw!

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

I love that, in a subtle kind of way,
this is actually very good.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:56, archived)

haha
this would make a great childrens animated series

:D
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:58, archived)

tortoise ftw!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:43, archived)

hi

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:55, archived)

aye
want to buy your art. preease sell me some!
( mrpoo has got something in his front pocket for you, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

needs more hyrax

(Sister Nutmeat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

more absolute wonderfulnes, sir!

( deodar ant thinks the King Midas Sound album rules, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

Quiver me shivers . . . de boats of us !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

yay piartes

( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)