what you up to, tonight?

( fegg won't play fatty's game., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)

I feel like shitting tonight
Like shitting tonight
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

"all your shit, mum"
- Davina McCall.
( fegg won't play fatty's game., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

but her mum is dead
So that means that the products make you hallucinate
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

*grinds teeth*
i'd love to shave that bitch bald. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHAT COLOUR YOUR HAIR IS, YOU VACUOUS BINT!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

SHE HAS TO SHOUT WHEN SHE TALKS

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

she looked better as a zombie

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

looked looks
as a zombie dead
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

that too
i am debating what film to watch tonight. any suggestions?
ones that don't involve magnets.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

What are you in the mood for?
I have tropic thunder to watch
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

anything with blood, gore and zero romance
you know, the usual
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

in that case
I strongly recommend Planet Terror!
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

so noted

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

If you can find it watch Save the green planet
A nice south korean film that is fucked up but funny
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

not heard of that one
i'll keep an eye out for it
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

Ask arrangedletters he is the best person ever to ask about films

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

i may just
but right now, i'm going to make scrambled egg on toast.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

Just watch Event Horizon again.
Event Horizon! *pumps fists*
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

can't
it's on video and my machine is playing up again. dvds only
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

:C

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS IN THAT FILM
THEN IT ENDS
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)

BUT IT'S SO GOOD.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

MAGNE....oh.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

Magnocock and Magnocunt
Take over Magnoworld

Is a great film
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

pff

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

Tropic Thunder was good
The Lives of Others
Gomorroh was good as well
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

tbh
it's going to be a horror
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

ok..
I hear that Spanish film [REC] is very good
( Finite went on holiday! :D, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

meh
i'm leaning towards zombies right now
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

Remains of the Day
Always a fab film

edit:

www.b3ta.com/board/9560914

Oh.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

heheh

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

Not as good as

( Bela Lugosi's Dad calm down, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

haha

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

hahaha

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

*clikt*
:)
(polished turd image challenge - Top 80% again!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

Is he dead?

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

he's locked in my basement

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

Did he not die last week?

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

no that was Deidre

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

these are good
snipurl.com/lpiga [www_imdb_com]

or perhaps www.imdb.com/title/tt0069974/
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

digby????
we had a copy of that once, it was shit until we dubbed over it
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

Would have been better if you saw him taking a dump and having a piss

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

or fucking your leg

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

If he wanted too then I would let him

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

Hope its shits its shits
we hope its shits its shits
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyx5g5L91tg
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

Oh Christy
I see your Bird's Eye Steakhouse and raise you a Kinder Surprise

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kHmbZTvyI
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

oh you star :D
and even more disturbing, phwooooaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr! McDonalds!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

O_O
On that bombshell, gnite Toasty
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

bloke one too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgO-u83Os_I&NR=1
Sexy McDonalds, all kinds of wrong

nighty
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)

Jap MacDonalds ad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8&feature=related
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

with underwear (of sorts)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxpV9GzThRE
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

Nothing, as the town is full of Americans and toffs

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Wash, polish & wax the car
Then dinner and finally sleep.

I lead a boring existence :P
( Maximinimus: I can't take it, you're too smart for me!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Wax on.. wax off?

( epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

nothing yet
i wouldn't mind an excuse for a beer, but not going to go out of my way to go out. friday is always busy in the boozer and as such is rubbish
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

I'm not going into town..
it's too small with too many nutters.
( fegg won't play fatty's game., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

i was going to sit in and finish my programming
but i really fancy mucking around with guitars and drums and red wine instead
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

thank you b3ta
you are now my blog
( spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Probably nowt
I might go in the sea again
( epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

this is a great idea..
I'm about 3min from the beach, I might go and throw some stones in the tide.
( fegg won't play fatty's game., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

I can see if from my house
There is a big digger right on it.

/takes about 30secs to be on the beach blog
( epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

:( I hate you.
HATE
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

:D
There's sand and everything
( epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Why must you torture me so?
pah. Sand is just, like, small rocks anyway. Who cares about stupid little rocks. I don't.

And you wee your pants.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

I was on a canoe in it yesterday....
the only bad bit is the fact I can see france :(
( epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Did you like it? :D
I'm going to be in a canoe on Sunday, followed by a smashing barbeque. \o/
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

It was ok.. the paddle was a bit small
And I didnt wanna go too far out unless I got dragged to france.

But it was nice and relaxing just bobbing around on the sea :D
( epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

I enjoyed sea kayaking in Dubrovnik, except I got seasick.
The water was totally still.

I am pathetic.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

I didnt get seasick
It was fairly calm.
I am young,I can handle bobbing around.

I was on a ferry once...smashed,while the sea was mental. I didnt sick, but I fell over a lot
( epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

I don't handle external movement very well
I get sick on water beds. True story.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

Off to an interview in 15 mins!
Argh!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

With a vampire?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

Yup
I will punch him in his emo face
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

\o/ Hurrah!
Wear butcher's gauntlets though
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Good luck!
Just remember all of the excellent advice you were given earlier.
( zeltergiset, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Indeed
Much officelolage was had :)
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Good luck

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Don't forget to put a sock down yer pants.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

Righto
Every now and then I'll geesture to my buldge and leer.


Argh x2! Now sat here in my suit and sweating like a beast! Stupid sun!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

if he asks where you see yourself in 5 years
don't say "doing your wife"
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

Doing your son?

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

pfff

( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

Affix lady hygiene products to your underarms and forehead to soak up pesky moisture.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

PLAN!
Right, I'm off! *strides off confidantly*

then panics behind the bins
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

GOOD LUCK, BRO.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

LUCK!

( epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

Good luck!
Can't be worse than mine!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

Did you win?

( epiphany /calendar/event/21138, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I came second

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)

telly
drinking
steak
drinking
telly
drinking
sleep
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

tell me more of this telly drinking you seem to love
or is it tv drinking?
Griffy drinks in transvestite bar shock!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)

ah - I see where you are confused
I man Uncle Telly - we communicate with him via drinking and steaks
( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

see post below
..your missing something out.
( fegg won't play fatty's game., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

only on the fumble

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

watching telly
drinking coffee
smoking
maybe a quick fumble
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

fumbletastic!
:)
( fegg won't play fatty's game., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

RAAR!

(MrKane Resurrected According To Plan Nine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)

getting drunk
planning what to do with a week off (other than some galleries and hopefully a visit to Jahled)
and waiting for someone to send me some musics that they've made
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

probably not much
may do some light alcohol abuse, possibly some poor quality sex.

also, vimod has traded in his zamboni:

edit: forgot to darken the hand. pretend he's wearing gloves.
(polished turd image challenge - Top 80% again!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

perhaps he is Michael Jackson

( Griffy Savalas Shut up Irrelevant Bob, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)

I will buy huge pyrotechnics and ignite them by the river

( Pedro Hin I'm only dancing, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)