( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:22, archived)

Phwoooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

yes
indeed
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

How did you work on this without spluffing yourself to death?

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

good question
i had a vasectomy yesterday, and that whole area is more than slightly bruised and tender

looking for source pics caused some issues...
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

\o/

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

(*-*)

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

WHY WHY WHY!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

more children: DO NOT WANT

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:40, archived)

JIZZ IN FACE/MOUTH....NO MORE BABIES

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

Or anal

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:41, archived)

UTBNB
Up The Bum No Babies
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

try telling mictogirl that
not a chance
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

Easy
Just accidently get it in the wrong hole...
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

have you been with many women?

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

Enough.
I've been to uni....
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Quitting while you're ahead eh? ;D

( petehix It's alive!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

I fucking hell hope not!!!

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Handy tip: always aim as high as possible!
Jizz in the eye is much better than jizz on the carpet :P
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)

That'd do it
The old hot slice huh? How'd you like the smell of your own flesh burning?
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

didn't get the soldering iron
mine were stitched back

had to have TWO anaethetic boosts
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

i had one those too
1. the nurse held my hand and made me feel my veins in my balls to point out i had good 'blood vessels'. I didnt care I was trying hard not to be hard
2. the 'gown' you wear. one those green things with a bit cut out for your balls with your knob clipped with a bulldog clip to it to keep it out the way. utterly humiliating.

glad you only have it done once
( Boff I'm doing this for the Empire, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:42, archived)

christ
didn't have a bulldog clip or rubber band - maybe my cock was so small it wasn't necessary

and there was NO chance of getting hard
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

*giggles*

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

stage 2
you need to deposit a err you know, in a few weeks for a test....so....my top tip - instead of a little recipticle of your spluff, fill a bucket with wallpaper paste instead and take it and mention to the nurse you were thinking of her. she will see it as a compliment.
( Boff I'm doing this for the Empire, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)

hmm
mine's a 'post it off in a jiffy bag' job
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

Not a 'keep it in your armpit' job?
How disappointing
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

the jizz, or my cock?

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

Well, the former, but if you can manage the second....
I'll be there in two hours
( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

hahaha
sadly neither
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)

Curses!

( Trellyclaus is returning to fuhldom, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

and if you were a slovak
theyd say the czech was in the post
( Boff I'm doing this for the Empire, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

Phwoartastic!
*spluffs hard*

Nice work Micto!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

woo to vectorised flesh!
speaking of piracy......
does anyone have a copy, or know where I can get a copy of TLC, a sitcom with Reece Shearsmith?

cheers
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)

torrents?

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

I have tried

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:33, archived)

bums

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:44, archived)

acquisition/limewire was no use either

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

LOL!
You failed dude ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

meh

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

too true dude

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

www.torrentz.com ?
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

cheers,
but still no banana,
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

Fantastic mr boy

( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:24, archived)

wow
that is amazing :D
( Rev. Jesse. The b3ta book of the dead for your zombie needs!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

cheers!
:)
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

My God, it's enormous! And the picture's huge too.

Woo!
( giant_squid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:25, archived)

are you browsing b3ta on a phone?

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)

No, but I had Firefox zoom on a bit
It is pretty big, though - and I'm not complaining, mind!
( giant_squid, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

careful now
down with this sort of thing more of this sort of thing!
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

Cor!

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:26, archived)

Insta-spluff.
Like insta-kill but a lot more pleasurable and involving less death.
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:28, archived)

just one little one

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:30, archived)

Surely more death?
Think of all those poor spermy chaps doomed to die in a kleenex in the bin!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:38, archived)

:O quite true!
My poor soldiers :(
Tissues always did prove to be a harsh enviroment.
Good golly I just had a disturbing thought: surely with the amount of semen being flushed down our toilets there might well be (out of chance) a rat/human hybrid? D:
(I realise this is most likely impossible, but dont crush my dreams D:)
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:43, archived)

As I have studied genetics in some depth it saddens me to crush your dreams of a rat/human hybrid
Although part of me wishes it could happen. Perhaps we could enslave them and get them to do our bidding?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:45, archived)

D: and :D
Gene splicing?
Is that possible?
( petehix It's alive!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Ding Dong!

( weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:32, archived)

source
or it didnt happen
( Boff I'm doing this for the Empire, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:34, archived)

cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05MU5xE2nT0kB/610x.jpg
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:36, archived)

Ill have a look
I maybe a while and return red faced

edit - its utterly ace, should have said
( Boff I'm doing this for the Empire, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

Jesus fucking Christ :(

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:35, archived)

*Spluffs*
*clicks*
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:37, archived)

does your wife know you do this
?
( VampireMonkeyOnSled I'll get you next time 7-zark-7, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

yes
she just looked over my shoulder and said of the source: 'that's a lovely picture' and she wasn't even being sarcastic
( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

uh huh
media.photobucket.com/image/nice%20ass/babe123/ass.jpg

I want to fack this ass if any grils has same this one please add me on your massinger. aouh2008@hotmail.com
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

I has just added you!
I is well that fit!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

that is very nice

( mictoboy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

bum! :)

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

:D
lovely stuff
( Radio Active Tea Now and then, I am Jamnog, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)