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[challenge entry] Hello b3ta

I'm new, be gentle on me. :)
EDIT: image re-optimized.

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
acers!

You'll do well here
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# Please optimise it a little more
Other than that not bad at all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
optimise it a little though
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:59, archived)
# nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *is gentle*
Wooo, threadrush!
(naturally right after I post something I've spent ages on, grrr)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hello
That's a rather sterling post for a first effort :) [edit: fuck it, it'd a rather sterling post however many you've done.]

It's also as flimsy an excuse as I need to post this from last night, which no-one liked then and no-one will like now but I'm proud of because I'd never gnopsed anything before. This was the second of three that I did.



(friendly hint: some people here go ape about filesizes. pictures should generally be kept to 100kb. entertainingly, if you make one pixel in the top right flash, suddenly that limit goes up to 400k or so.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Beautifully done
100kb is generally the max file size for stills (50kb preferred, just so you know, I'm not being a nazi) it's a lovely shop and a nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Great first effort.
Could work a lil more on the filesize though.

'ningl all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# 'nings ghostie
Has someone put valium in the b3ta drinking water?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Actually I was just using soft tones as I walked up behind for the bumrape.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# pfft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Welcome!
A solid start.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:05, archived)
# A solid start?
Is that another name for morning glory?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:06, archived)
# It is now!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Which just affirms the fact that one should never buy a So Solid Crew album!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# It's giving Solid Snake a whole new meaning too.
We're in danger of ruining that word for ourselves. Like how I can't hear a weatherman say 'cold front' without imagining being able to see a girl's nipples through their shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:16, archived)
# They're a bunch of theiving little shites!
I used to live in the flat below a couple of them about 8-10 years ago. Not only were they blaring out music every day between 2pm and 4am every but my flat mate was suplimenting her student grant by buying and selling on ebay.
The packages would arrive in the shared hallway and we'd find them either open and empty or open with the good thrown on the floor if they didn't like what was inside.
Another flatmate had a passort sent and never received it.
We moved out in the end as the top floor flat moved coz they couldn't stand living there anymore and we moved when more of them moved into the vacated flat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Who, So Solid?
What a bunch of Twunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Well we weren't to avid about complaining to Environmental health or the police
as it was the same time one of them was up for possessing a firearm.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:29, archived)
# This
I thought you were talking about weathermen
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:40, archived)
# John Ketley?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:04, archived)
# I usually start solidly, but finish sloppily.
Must be all the fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ta muchly folks!
(image re-optimized too).
(-Dodge- , accidentally liked your post on his phone, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Best way to say that
is it just edit the post and under the image type, 'EDIT: [whatever you want to say].'
That way it's at the top for everyone to see.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Does it really matter?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Nope
Just making a helpful suggestion.

You wanna take this outside?!

Coz it's a lovely day and we could make a day of it. Pack a picnic and go to the park maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# OUTSIDE IT IS!
I need to go to the tip and get rid of a chest of drawers
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# *giggles*
You said chest!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Can I come?
I'll bring manor house cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Woohoo!
I've got some lovely flemiches!

EDIT: You a Chiswick boy?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Nope.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIhBXR7I-c4
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha OK.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)
# No, this is between me an him
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Well actually the picnic blanket is between me and you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] nice. welcome :)
Just gonna drop this here..

(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:11, archived)
# snarn.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Britain's got the x-factor
(themothers, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Top noobing :)
Gave me a chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:14, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 13:15, archived)