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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:27, archived)
# can't place the film.
but the girl still gives me the horn.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Sixteen Candles
I don't think it was a blockbuster. she has odd stumpy teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# ohhhh -you just made me cums
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# isn't it that film with the sweet and tender losing of ones virginity love scenes?
Why is it never like that in real life? It usually involves the words "slowly, slower" "too hard" "this hurts" and then you can't sit down for a fortnight and they never call you back.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I lost your number, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# you animal!
I expect your CSA payments in one large lump sum for our very hairy child.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# you thinking of "Mischief"?
or one of the other bazillion 80s "teen gotta get laid" films out there
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# and thats just your father
right I'm off.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Molly Ringworm?
Yuk.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# she married peter griffen, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# now I've just googled some images
I think you're right - mind you the teenage ,20s, 30s, me wasn't fussy.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Two words
Spacehunter: Adventures In The Forbidden Zone
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# When she was thin, younger and less Ginger she was reasonably hot.
Now, NAAAT SO MUCH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# pfff!
the removal of hugh "prozziefucker" grant makes this 1000000 times better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# is hugh grant in it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# didn't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I think that statement is applicable to any situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# possibly not
i was confusing it with four weddings and (hopefully) a funeral
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:32, archived)
# oooh right
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# i hate that film
almost as much as bridget jones' diarrhoea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# when hugh grant talks, all I really hear is
vvvj vvjvvvj vjvvjvjvv jjvvjvvvjj vjvjvjvjvvjvjvjvvvjjvjj

(not "V.J." but the sound /vvvjj/)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# when hugh grant talks, all i really hear is
the voice in my head saying "cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt" until he stops talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Which of us can honestly say we've never banged a hooker?
Ahem.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:36, archived)
# me
him not telling you till you've done the deed still counts as a no, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# That's a grey area

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i'm happy with grey
but i do like zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# They have grey areas too

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# i know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# ...not a LIVE one anyway
*fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Money Saving Tips

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# :D
...and it seems to me...you lived your life...like fork handles in the wind...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha STOP! CANDLE TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:35, archived)
# ha ha ha! yes!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# di, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:38, archived)
# This
is brilliant!
(Graz1089, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# bindun

yours is neater tho

edit: and has 400% more Ronnie/woo
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha
great minds and etcso on
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)