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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# the holy
unmoon of antioch?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# that's no orb
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Zippy is taking some dark and dirty roles lately,
posh gimp mask that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# after the success of rainbow
zippy found the slide into obscurity hard to take. after several years dealing with a drink problem, zippy fell in with an "adult" movie director.
his first starring role in "zippy does dallas" received critical acclaim, culling him a coveted stiffy award. however, follow-up roles in
lord of the zips, brokezip mountain and zipping ryan's privates were not well received.
suffering from depression, zippy slipped back into alcoholism, finally reaching rock bottom when he was arrested for offering an undercover cop a zip job for £5 to buy a bottle of cheap booze. he was sentenced to 6 months and ordered to attend AA meetings, where he met gloria and fell in love. with gloria's support, zippy has now recovered from his addiction and now runs the little muppet orphan's home in pasadena.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I had the perfect zippy image for this,
but now I cannot find it. I believe it's on my fucked external harddrive. Quim.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:56, archived)
# pity.
tell me what it was like and i'll use my imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# It was zippy drooling in a cell
at 'Rainbow Hospital'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i'm seeing it now! his back is to the window, where the view through the bars shows it's raining. he is wearing a straitjacket and drooling on his zip, turning it rusty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Fuck...er yeah JUST LIKE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# my mind is a scary place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Well it wasn't raining in my image
and almost absent of rust but the walls were scratched to fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:15, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
# haha
I knew the monarchy had a dark side - but don't tell Prince Philip ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)