at first i was
afraid, i was petrified
( stouffer, Thu 16 May 2002, 14:57, archived)

oi
behave!
we'll have none of that round here thank you!
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 16 May 2002, 14:58, archived)

oh,
come ooooooon... it's a lovely sunny thursday singsong. it's stouffer, too, and he's a happy boy - don't make him unhappy, okay?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

you can
never make me unhappy for i am...stouffer, the happiest boy in all the world
( stouffer, Thu 16 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

i thought that I could never live
without you by my side.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 May 2002, 14:58, archived)

but then
i spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong
( stouffer, Thu 16 May 2002, 14:58, archived)

gah
popbitch rubbish.
( rob, Thu 16 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

agreed.
we dont need none of dis steenking rubbish :)
( Hugo Rune, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:01, archived)

and i grew strong.
and i learned how to get along...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

and now you're
back, from outer space
( stouffer, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:00, archived)

and you shouldn't be in public
with that semen on your face
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:01, archived)

all together now.....
mouldy... ollddd doughhhhhhhh


mouldy old doooouugghhhhh

etc
( DaWolfey, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

mouldy old doooouuughggggghhh

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

comeone everybody! everyone knows the words
mooullllldddyyyy oolllddd dooouuuuugghhhhhhhh
( DaWolfey, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:04, archived)

Yahoo
Mouldy Ollld Dooooouuuuuugggghhhh!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:06, archived)

i don't

( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:07, archived)

You should have
wiped that Jism off.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

got rid
of all that man gravy
( stouffer, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:03, archived)

But that doesn't mean I want you
to be flicking it at me
(The Unknown Anorak, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:05, archived)

ok now go
wank out the door
( stouffer, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:07, archived)

Aim your
man fat at the postman,
but dont get it on the floor.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:09, archived)

Weren't you the one
Who tried to get it in my eye
(The Unknown Anorak, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:12, archived)

Please be more careful
where you let your love juice fly
(The Unknown Anorak, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:19, archived)

ROTFL

( nodmonkey, Thu 16 May 2002, 17:08, archived)

i don't think
you should, i really don't think that you oughtta, keep meeting lady palm and her five lovely daughters...
( stouffer, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:12, archived)

you win, mike

( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

ha ha
thats a quality one mate i'll have to remember that!
(icedragon, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:04, archived)

Got some fucksocks on your ears
and tubkid for a face
(Dies-Irae, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

thread bait
taken. hook, line, sinker and fisherman's rolex.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:08, archived)

oh wait!!
this is MUCH better.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:09, archived)

and so your back
from outer space you walk right in here with that look upon your face
( raw-edge I'll sell my soul for some pain relief, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:01, archived)

i should have
changed my,um, ruddy lock, i would have made you leave your key
( stouffer, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

kpet thinking how was i to live
without you by my side
(fluff, Thu 16 May 2002, 14:58, archived)

Once I was a frayed eyewash petrified as well you may remember

( Fat Boab, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:04, archived)

i remember!
but i'd forgotten that until now! woo yay!
( spacefish great in bed, better in a tensor, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:07, archived)

Arrrgh my eyes!
ze googles, zey do nothing!
/mcbain
( Undulating Tentacles of Love : invertebrates eating vertebrates, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:10, archived)

can I? Pleeease can I?
...okay here goes:

"Up and AT THEM!!"
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 May 2002, 15:16, archived)